Adult Cheeseburger Hamburger Earmuffs Ear Muffs

5.0 out of 5 stars 7 customer reviews

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  • Faux Fur
  • Adjustable
  • Adult
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  • ASIN: B00FAOOZD4
  • Date first available at Amazon.com: September 19, 2013
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,632,559 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
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    This is my first ever customer review of a product from Amazon. On December 6th, I ordered an XL Destination Truth t-shirt. Today, a box arrived with a set of these Hamburger Earmuffs, or as they're officially called, "Adult Cheeseburger Hamburger Earmuffs Ear Muffs." When I opened the box, I was confused. My first thought was, "this does not look like an XL Destination Truth t-shirt." I'm pretty astute after all. My second thought was, "did someone just ship me two delicious cheeseburgers?" But I quickly realized that these were no ordinary burgers. Trembling, I lifted the twin sirloins to my head. The soft fur of the faux-brioche bun gently cradled my ears, and the layers of genuine felt cheese and lettuce all but muted the sounds of the office copying machine. Proprietary Hamburger Earmuff technology blocked out a wide range of frequencies, and I was immediately transported into a quiescent world of zen-like contemplation. Closing my eyes, I feel deep into thought, deconstructing some of the universe's most mind-bending mysteries such as...ketchup. When I opened my eyes, nearly 9 hours had passed. It was night, and I was alone in the otherwise empty office. But more importantly, I was WARM. The heat from the Hamburger Earmuffs radiated through me like warm, mustard-flavored sunshine. Thanks, Amazon. You may not have shipped me my t-shirt, but you did deliver a holiday miracle.
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    I first became aware of the Hamburger Earmuffs after reading Josh Gate's musings.
    Luckily I was able to snag a pair before the full-blown hysteria set in.
    After receiving my set, I can see why they are sold out. They are exactly as advertised, fuzzy, warm, and delicious.
    I would definitely recommend them.

    PS: Please do not combine these earmuffs with the 3 wolf moon T-shirt. I suspect wearing both at the same time would overwhelm the laws of physics and tear a whole in the universe.

    Jason Tucker
    Author of "My Time in Hell: Suicide Prevention Tips Gleaned from 8 Years in a Cubicle"
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    This is agree at product, and it reminds me of that simpsons episode. "These babies will be on the shelf while his's still trying to figure out the PICKLE MATRIX! GLAVIN!"
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    hope it will be back to stock soon ~~~ it will be a great mood booster for the office!
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