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After Dark

3.8 out of 5 stars 26 customer reviews

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Track Listings

Disc: 1

  1. About Romance
  2. Suddenly - Billy Ocean
  3. On Inner Beauty
  4. Tender Love - The Force MDs
  5. On Films
  6. Reservations For Two - Dionne Warwick and Kashif
  7. On Tropical Islands
  8. Can't Wait Another Minute - Hi-Five
  9. When Somebody Loves Somebody
  10. On Humor
  11. Let's Put It All Together - The Stylistics
  12. On Surprises
  13. Maldive Sunset - N/A
  14. On Slow Dancing
  15. Songbird - N/A
  16. I Like You, You Like Me - Barry White
  17. Ciao


Product Details

  • Audio CD (June 22, 1993)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Scotti Bros.
  • ASIN: B000000U79
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #169,267 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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By Travis Miller on April 8, 2003
Format: Audio CD
You will laugh until you cry.
Fabio (yes, *THAT* Fabio) stumbles through breathy soliloquies on romance, over an über-schmaltzy soft-porn beat that does not change throughout the entire CD. As if you hadn't guessed, his musings delve deep into the uncharted realms of corniness. No, seriously. However corny you're imagining it to be right now, think cornier. Nope, cornier than that. Nope, keep going. Now you're getting close.
Fabio's vision of romance sounds like the, uh, shower fantasies of the naïve, overweight girl in high school that everyone threw food at in the cafeteria. Am I cruel for laughing at this? I hope not, because how can you NOT laugh at something like this excerpt from "Fabio on Films":
(don't forget the accent and the generic porn music, and the fact that Fabio takes a full minute and a half to luxuriously hamfist his way through these four sentences):
"I lahk to take a special lady to de cinema, where we can hold hands in the dark, and whisper very quietly about what we see. I wonder, would she kiss me like that? Will I always be the hero of her life? I wish there were more romantic films, because romantic films can lead to beautiful adventures ahfter we leef de theatre."
It's all such a ghastly car-accident of an album that it transcends into genius. It would make a great ironic gift for someone who appreciates that sort of thing.
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This is positively the WORST record ever produced. The album hovers between soft-core porn and, well, let's just say I would try to stay out of the, um, "photo spread" in the booklet. It is probably the world's greatest mix-tape record, when used to horrify and bewilder your unfortunate subject. I myself like to play it at parties, where it is the source of much amusement to all attendees. Remember when Fabio got hit in the face with a bird on the rollercoaster? After suffering through this record, you will want to be the next in line. Instant classic.
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Thank God you were here Fabio! I could have had this CD many many years ago, but I thank God that I found you when I was at my most lonely and desperate!

I have put each and every one of your brilliant masterpieces on my ipod. When I am having a rough day at work, I take it into the bathroom, go into a stall, and whisper very gently to myself along with the words. I know EVERY WORD YOU SAY. Most people at work don't talk to me now and tend to walk the other direction if I get too close to them or try to talk to them. But it doesn't matter! I don't care, as long as I have, as you would say, your Lawf.

When I saw that piegon fly into your face, and your nose explode like Gallagher malloting a watermelon, I wanted to be your Florence Nightingale and nurse you back to health slowly. O, Fabio! Even your now deviated septum fills me deeply with desire.

After Dark is the single greatest masterpiece on Earth. To be honest, I con't believe iss not botter either! Oh Fabio, hero of my life, I am waiting for you with my bikini and my toothbrush!
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if ever there were signs that the world was coming to an end, this is it. how bad can a record get? Fabio doesn't sing (so it could be worse), but he does heave in a heavy voice that sounds like he's making obscene phone calls. Romance? Play this record for a girl and she will bolt for the door. Fabio is good as a model for the cover of romance books, yet he is no singer. Now Will Shatner...there's a talent.
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I wont to hisser for a lung lung lung tyme. This guy is amazing.
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Incredible!. When I wheesper in my woman's ear at the grocery store, it always gets her in the mood for a romantic trip to the Maldives' Islands or the cinema. And she only has to pack a toothbrush. All we need is the ocean, the fish and birds, and toothpaste. And butter...
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This has to be one of the funniest CDs I have ever heard. The best part is that Fabio and his handlers have produced this with a completely straight face.
It's Fabio saying silly things about romance on top of early-80's drum machine sounds. There are literally TWO music tracks used over and over for all the Fabio skits.
"Sometimes, there is no place I'd rather be than on a tropical island."
"I like to take my special lady to the cinema...I wonder, will I always be the hero of her dreams?"
Great for parties. Skip the music, play the commentaries.
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Funny cd. I really get a kick out of this when I'm having a down day. I bought this to make copies for every white elephant gift party that I'll attend for the rest of my life.
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