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The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook: A Defense Manual for the Coming Extraterrestrial Apocalypse Paperback – May 13, 2009
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The best is how the author hides real alien facts in plain sight by disquising them as humor. Clearly he is quite experienced - and his statistical breakdown of how to detect alien intrusion from weeks up until 5 minutes before you are attacked....pristine! Bravo Mumfrey!
You have to give credit to the practicality of the book, as it can be used for multitasking defense for either the aliens who enter your house OR the burglers.
I read the whole book in 1 hour. I now feel prepared. However I do believe that he needs to add Britney Spears "Womanizer" to his list of IPod Alien Fighting Music.
Get this book you will not be disappointed!
The Alien Invasion book is one of the funniest books I have read in the last two years. Right up there with "Me Talk Pretty One Day" and "A Walk in the Woods".
This is the first time I ever read a book that finally exposes the danger little grey aliens are to all humans on our planet. It is clear the government is hiding the truth from us and this book can guide you toward alien enlightenment. I just wish I had this book when I was first abducted when I was 8 years old. Two beautiful female aliens (obviously not Greys) floated into my bedroom and took me to their space ship in the sky and gave me candy. Even though this book claims these aliens cannot float through walls, I do not believe them because they floated me through walls to their space vehicle. Somehow, I can’t remember what they did to me after I ate the candy?
This handbook is organized into 5 informative chapters. They are as follows:
Know your enemy: The author explains in clear and precise language the nature of our enemy.
Defense: This chapter explains various ways to defend against the aliens.
Escape: I sure wish I knew the information in this chapter when they abducted me.
Attack: I liked this chapter the best because it explains various objects one can use to defend themselves from the aliens. I am a big fan of various combatives and weapons. Invasion: This final chapter provides more valuable tips to prepare for the invasion.Read more ›
Everyone asks the question.
But there are those who pursue the planning of eventualities and inevitabilities, and those who don't. Are you prepared? Or, if you are the type of person who shrinks and cowers at the prospect of meeting extra-terrestrial attack head-on, surely you have a protector.
This graphically beautiful book is an exhaustive compendium of what we know of alien invasion. It carefully winnows fact from fiction, and fortifies the intrepid with the knowledge tools to act, without hesitation, when the action is called for. Too often, encounters with aliens have turned into slapstick, or even tragedy. Say "no more!"
An excellent gift for any warrior or elder responsible for the education of young warriors.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
A fun read. Author makes it so that there is a good chance that all of us have been abducted at least once. Read morePublished 13 months ago by E. E. Perry
Bought this book to give to a coworker - Funny, actually written as serious!Published 16 months ago by C. Hazlitt
Are you worried about the impeding alien invasion? Do you wanted to be prepared for those little green men when they finally set foot on our planet to dominate our species? Read morePublished 18 months ago by Lance Bizzarro
I'm kinda afraid to aliens since I watched Signs in my childhood, part of it, because I didn't know anything about them. Read morePublished on January 21, 2014 by Isaac Meany
I agree with a previous reviewer who said this book would be great for teen boys, to encourage them to read. That would be a good target audience for this title. Read morePublished on August 27, 2013 by Amethyst
especially considering at what kind of price it is sold for Kindle!
In general I love sci-fi manuals, those "serious" ones and satirical alike, and this silly pamphlet... Read more
We know the truth is out there, and we are fortunate enough that this book is here to help us for the inevitable. Silly yet insightful, I will be ready for the ETs. Read morePublished on June 5, 2013 by Web Shopping Guy
As a connoisseur of manuals for dealing with non-existent problems I recommend this, but it never quite hits the sweet spot that Max Brooks or Roger Ma nails dead on.Published on January 6, 2013 by Amazon Customer
I could not ask for anything more. The price was unbelievably low. I got upgraded shipping because the book was a present and I waited until the last minute. Read morePublished on September 11, 2012 by patrickruddy