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AllTheSwears (Volume 1) Paperback – May 6, 2016
About the Author
Scarlet Hayes is a recovering lawyer. After receiving one too many propositions for inmate boyfriends, Scarlet decided that her time might be better spent making people laugh on purpose, rather than by tripping over deputies as they lunge to taser her unruly clients. She currently owns Madcasm Publishing as well as Wonderland, LLC, her two media babies and her favorite endeavors. She occasionally uses her legal education for a real purpose too, and teaches various business and legal courses for bachelors and masters degree students, since those student loans don’t pay for themselves, as the federal government keeps reminding her. Now, she just uses the taser as a threat to keep her minions in line, i.e., her fighter pilot husband, their two adorable children, and her menagerie of asshole animals. You can follow Scarlet’s many adventures on Facebook at facebook.com/downthehole, facebook.com/alltheswears, and facebook.com/Madcasm. You can follow her blog at dthinwonderland.com, though she rarely remembers to post a damn thing there because her ADD is about as shiny as a new squirrel. Madcasm.com is a bit better and is always accepting submissions from aspiring writers and bloggers. You can also look for a new website from alltheswears.com as soon as she figures out what in the hell she’s doing, there. She also likes short walks to the refrigerator for large glasses of wine. Cheers! Amber Lite is a fulltime mommy, print manager, artist, and vulgar epithet connoisseur. She makes up for the resulting sleep deficit by mainlining obscene amounts of coffee. As captain, crew, mess cook, and cruise director of MNWNW, LLC, she’s got huge…coffee mugs and wine glasses, on which she paints obnoxious phrases and vulgar cartoons threatening to punch a person in the bitch wrinkle. She also enjoys cooking and painting on canvas, but recommends that these activities not be engaged in simultaneously while drinking large amounts of wine, recalling the infamous jalapeno incident of 2016. These and other shenanigans can be followed on Facebook at facebook.com/mommyneedswinenotwhine and of course, at facebook.com/alltheswears.
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