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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids Paperback – January 1, 2003
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EVERYONE KNOWS that aluminium is COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE for protection against psyonic mind-control RAYS. You need to use SILVER or even better, gold and PLATINUM to deflect the MIND-CONTROLLERS. Why do you think royalty used those materials for headgear, historically????
If you follow the directions in this book, you will be OPEN to MIND-CONTROL RAYS. PROOF: You will find yourself subject to fits of laughter as you read it. If you even lend it is a friend, HE or SHE will ALSO be subject to feelings of humous intensity! This manipulation of your emotional cortex will MANIFEST through VISUAL CONTACT with the contents of this book.
Beware! Beware!! Beware!!!
The best metallic hats to use are molded TINFOIL lined with circular dispersal radiators (items that resemble the springs found in retractable fountain pens.) These springs should be placed every 1/4 inch and all turned opposite directions of each other... one turning clockwise, one turning counter clockwise, etc.
Remember, ALUMINUM KILLS. This is serious, I AM NOT A KOOK!!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME, I AM ONLY TRYING HELP!!!
Lyle is a creative genious, and I'm really glad that he is working on the good guy's side.
After reading his site and the book, I must say that I have invested heavily in Reynold's Aluminum corporation, and am trying to get my friends and colleagues to understand the threat that we all face from those that would control us.
Keeping nebby nudkiks' noses out of my stuff is one thing -- but what if they find a way into my HEAD? Better safe than sorry, so I picked up this guide to fashioning my own foil deflector beanie to keep the mind control rays at bay.
After a week in my very own tinfoil toupee, I felt so free, so un-controlled, that I resolved to protect the rest of my family. I made more hats -- one each for my dog, my laptop computer, and my cell phone.
I made one for my wife, too, but she refused to wear it. She said I was talking crazy -- 'they' must have already gotten to her, I figured. Still, I couldn't give up hope. So I sewed foil into the lining of her jacket, and her warm winter gloves. And all of her underwear. So she's at least got SOME protection. But if she ever goes commando on a warm summer day, I fear I'll lose her for good.
The MK-Ultra experiments proved that only with a Faraday Brain Protective Device made of copper - COPPER, YOU FOOLS! - could the psychotronic rays be adequately screened out, leaving the mind of the wearer protected against all known forms of thought manipulation!!
This book is sheer deception on the part of the government, designed to leave you totally unguarded against their nefarious machinations!
Think I'm wrong, paranoid, or just crazy?
... Explain why everyone's forgotten about the Gulf oil spill, then.
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I would tell you the details for my decision to give it 3 stars, but then I would have to kill you.Published 6 months ago by NJ Smith
Bought this, but the NSA is still data mining all my personal information. I'm not sure if the aluminum foil beanie is supposed to be constructed with the shiny side out or the... Read morePublished on February 28, 2014 by Todd Gray
Folks please do your homework! This is pure TRASH. Aluminum does NOT block these electromagnetic signals. Instead, they enhance them! Get Dr. Read morePublished on August 23, 2013 by Shaman
Are you kiddin me? $10 for a book on how to wrap foil around your head? buy some foil ($2) and wrap it yourself; why spend $10 of your own money on a book endorsed by the govt?Published on February 26, 2006 by The Ripper
this is a pointless book and i hope you burn it muahahaha! i read it at my pal's home and it has no point. You are paranoid. i hope u kie.Published on March 17, 2004