You know the blood curdling screams your hear in horror films when vampires sink their teeth into the white fleshed necks of virginal nieces of 18th century noblemen? well, they’re the same blood curdling screams that can be heard when young ladies (as this is the 21st century, let’s skip the virginal bit) who have bitten off more than they can chew party wise, stare in the mirror at their pale, drawn complexions and baggy, tired eyes. if you’re one such young lady and have always wished there was a product to make you look less (un)dead, then these collagen eye patches are the Count’s (as in Dracula) cojones. It is with hearts full of sadness that we announce that we are consciously uncoupling from the dark circles and tired looking eyes. There is another party involved – it is called ‘Puffy The Eye Bag Slayer – Wake-Up Under Eye Patches’. We ask for privacy at this time to allow us to lie down, apply the patches and chill out. We thank you for your understanding. Anatomicals Puffy the Eye Bag Slayer Under Eye Patches will help you look alive and refreshed. Don’t panic if you have a big event after a big night out, the collagen eye patches will make your tired eyes look awake!
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