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Andrew Post lives in the St. Croix River Valley area of Minnesota with his wife, who is also an author, and their two dogs.
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Books By Andrew Post
Chop Shop (Fiction Without Frontiers)
Jun 27, 2019
by
Andrew Post
$6.99
"Chop Shop is a wild blend of pulp fiction with dark comedy; its engrossing plot always seems just about to spin out of control." - Foreword
Amber Hawthorne and Jolene Morris, roommates and business partners at the Hawthorne Funeral Home, are drowning in debt. Because both young women have trouble keeping their partying habits in line, they start selling body parts on the black market to keep their business alive – and their new buyers seem friendly and trustworthy enough at first. That is until the dead gangster they've recently parted up turns out to have been full of disease. Now Amber and Jolene's buyers want something else to make up for lost profits, leaving the two undertakers to learn sometimes running your own business can cost you an arm and a leg. Literally.
FLAME TREE PRESS is the new fiction imprint of Flame Tree Publishing. Launched in 2018 the list brings together brilliant new authors and the more established; the award winners, and exciting, original voices.
Amber Hawthorne and Jolene Morris, roommates and business partners at the Hawthorne Funeral Home, are drowning in debt. Because both young women have trouble keeping their partying habits in line, they start selling body parts on the black market to keep their business alive – and their new buyers seem friendly and trustworthy enough at first. That is until the dead gangster they've recently parted up turns out to have been full of disease. Now Amber and Jolene's buyers want something else to make up for lost profits, leaving the two undertakers to learn sometimes running your own business can cost you an arm and a leg. Literally.
FLAME TREE PRESS is the new fiction imprint of Flame Tree Publishing. Launched in 2018 the list brings together brilliant new authors and the more established; the award winners, and exciting, original voices.
The Return of Mr. Shovel
Jan 14, 2021
by
Andrew Post
$0.99
Left alone on campus during holiday break, a college student attends the premiere of a gruesome independent horror movie, The Return of Mr. Shovel, and begins to suspect what they're seeing on screen isn't entirely fiction.
The Return of Mr. Shovel is a 7,500-word spine-tingler from Andrew Post, bestselling author of Chop Shop and Aftertaste.
The Return of Mr. Shovel is a 7,500-word spine-tingler from Andrew Post, bestselling author of Chop Shop and Aftertaste.
KNUCKLEDUSTER: SciFi-Thriller (German Edition)
Jun 23, 2020
$5.99
"Richtig spannende Science-Fiction mit Krimianteilen" [Lesermeinung]
"Eine Geschichte, die einen abwechselnd in die Magengrube schlägt, gefangen hält und dann fast ausknockt als es zu einer bestimmten Wendung kommt. Zum großen Finale kommt konnte ich das Buch nicht mehr aus der Hand legen und musste wissen wie es ausgeht. Eine klare Leseempfehlung von mir." [Lesermeinung]
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Brody ›Knuckleduster‹ Calhoun ist ein Gangster, darauf spezialisiert, gewalttätige Ehemänner aufzuspüren und zusammenzuschlagen. Auf diese Weise verdient er sich das Geld für die teuren Batterien, mit denen seine speziellen Karotin-Linsen angetrieben werden. Denn ohne diese ist er blind, seit er das Augenlicht während seiner Zeit beim Militär verlor.
Für Fremde ist er einfach nur ein Junkie mit seltsamen, orangefarbenen Augen.
Für die Polizei ist er ein Wiederholungstäter mit einem beachtlichen Vorstrafenregister – über siebzehn Fälle von schwerer Körperverletzung, alle mit einer tödlichen Waffe ausgeführt: seinem Schlagring.
Als Brody einer Einladung seines alten Freundes Thorp Ashbury ins ländliche Illinois folgt, ahnt er noch nicht, welche Ereignisse er damit in Gang setzt. Thorps Schwester wird vermisst, und Brody nutzt die Chance, auf diese Weise der Gewalt der Stadt zu entfliehen. Doch seine Suche nach dem vermisstem Mädchen führt ihn auf die Spur einer erschreckenden Verschwörung, die die Grundfesten all dessen erschüttert, woran er bisher geglaubt hat. Eine Verschwörung, die Brody zwingt, sich seiner eigenen Zukunft zu stellen.
"Eine Geschichte, die einen abwechselnd in die Magengrube schlägt, gefangen hält und dann fast ausknockt als es zu einer bestimmten Wendung kommt. Zum großen Finale kommt konnte ich das Buch nicht mehr aus der Hand legen und musste wissen wie es ausgeht. Eine klare Leseempfehlung von mir." [Lesermeinung]
Inhalt:
Brody ›Knuckleduster‹ Calhoun ist ein Gangster, darauf spezialisiert, gewalttätige Ehemänner aufzuspüren und zusammenzuschlagen. Auf diese Weise verdient er sich das Geld für die teuren Batterien, mit denen seine speziellen Karotin-Linsen angetrieben werden. Denn ohne diese ist er blind, seit er das Augenlicht während seiner Zeit beim Militär verlor.
Für Fremde ist er einfach nur ein Junkie mit seltsamen, orangefarbenen Augen.
Für die Polizei ist er ein Wiederholungstäter mit einem beachtlichen Vorstrafenregister – über siebzehn Fälle von schwerer Körperverletzung, alle mit einer tödlichen Waffe ausgeführt: seinem Schlagring.
Als Brody einer Einladung seines alten Freundes Thorp Ashbury ins ländliche Illinois folgt, ahnt er noch nicht, welche Ereignisse er damit in Gang setzt. Thorps Schwester wird vermisst, und Brody nutzt die Chance, auf diese Weise der Gewalt der Stadt zu entfliehen. Doch seine Suche nach dem vermisstem Mädchen führt ihn auf die Spur einer erschreckenden Verschwörung, die die Grundfesten all dessen erschüttert, woran er bisher geglaubt hat. Eine Verschwörung, die Brody zwingt, sich seiner eigenen Zukunft zu stellen.
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Switchboard
Apr 21, 2020
by
Andrew Post
$2.77
After two raids turn up zero evidence, narcotics detective Dwayne Spare infiltrates a crumbling apartment building where a suspected manufacturer of krokodil is hiding--but finds something much worse. The chemist Gerald Metzger isn't after money; he's lulling his most 'dedicated' customers into catatonia, to make contact with an eldritch being.
When Dwayne's cover is blown, he becomes Metzger's new test subject, an involuntary pilgrim into a world where "it's all just in your head" is far from a reassuring statement.
When Dwayne's cover is blown, he becomes Metzger's new test subject, an involuntary pilgrim into a world where "it's all just in your head" is far from a reassuring statement.
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Electric Midnight: Dog Eat Dog (Vol. 1)
Mar 19, 2021
by
Andrew Post
$2.49
From Andrew Post, author of Chop Shop, Switchboard, and Mondo Crimson, comes his next entry in horror-noir literature: Electric Midnight, a blood-soaked pulp fiction epic in six volumes.
No names. And don't get attached.
Detroit, 1999. When a mafia stash house is raided by a rival crime family, two hitmen are contracted. The first is assigned to find those who made off with the multi-million-dollar cache of drugs, cash, and guns. The second, hired by those behind the heist, is brought on for protection. One hitter, known locally as the hunter, works for the mafia to help pay for the private investigators looking for his twin sister's murderer. The other, the sick man, only works as a contract killer to help pay for the AIDS medication both he and his boyfriend desperately need. And though the hunter and the sick man may kill to earn a living, they might have the most integrity of anyone in this dying city.
Featuring a large cast of unsavory characters caught in a complex web of interconnected storylines rife with two-timers and psychopaths and hustlers, Electric Midnight is a violent and surreal serialized crime novel that may (or may not) take place in our reality.
Volume 1: Dog Eat Dog
A convenience store that serves as a front for a mafia stash house is knocked over, leaving the clerk and one perp dead. Those responsible for the heist attempt to hide what they made off with. The hunter is dispatched to track it down. The competition hires the sick man, at much lower than his usual fee -- both he and his new employers are desperate for funds. Thus, the heist. The manager needs someone to blame and will throw anyone under the bus if it means saving his own hide. The kleptomaniac has a fateful encounter at the mall. The graverobber, as he is wont, goes overboard. The mouthbreather finds a new target to harass -- but don't call them prank calls, they're his art. The detective launches an investigation, hits an immediate dead end but she's determined to persevere. The kid loses her big brother and takes up samurai sword lessons.
No names. And don't get attached.
Detroit, 1999. When a mafia stash house is raided by a rival crime family, two hitmen are contracted. The first is assigned to find those who made off with the multi-million-dollar cache of drugs, cash, and guns. The second, hired by those behind the heist, is brought on for protection. One hitter, known locally as the hunter, works for the mafia to help pay for the private investigators looking for his twin sister's murderer. The other, the sick man, only works as a contract killer to help pay for the AIDS medication both he and his boyfriend desperately need. And though the hunter and the sick man may kill to earn a living, they might have the most integrity of anyone in this dying city.
Featuring a large cast of unsavory characters caught in a complex web of interconnected storylines rife with two-timers and psychopaths and hustlers, Electric Midnight is a violent and surreal serialized crime novel that may (or may not) take place in our reality.
Volume 1: Dog Eat Dog
A convenience store that serves as a front for a mafia stash house is knocked over, leaving the clerk and one perp dead. Those responsible for the heist attempt to hide what they made off with. The hunter is dispatched to track it down. The competition hires the sick man, at much lower than his usual fee -- both he and his new employers are desperate for funds. Thus, the heist. The manager needs someone to blame and will throw anyone under the bus if it means saving his own hide. The kleptomaniac has a fateful encounter at the mall. The graverobber, as he is wont, goes overboard. The mouthbreather finds a new target to harass -- but don't call them prank calls, they're his art. The detective launches an investigation, hits an immediate dead end but she's determined to persevere. The kid loses her big brother and takes up samurai sword lessons.
Aftertaste
Oct 3, 2017
by
Andrew Post
$10.99
An undead monster hunter must track down a killer, trailer-park-havoc-wreaking were-frog in this outrageous mash-up of Jim Butcher’s urban fantasy and George Romero’s zombie horror.
Before he died, Saelig Zilch was a chef. Now, posthumously recruited by a shadowy agency for reasons still unknown, tasked with keeping the public safe from things that go bump in the night, he hunts monsters.
Zilch scrabbles out of a North Carolina grave in someone else’s body. Someone recently dead. He only has a few days to find his bearings and carry out his latest mission, before the precious few nanobugs in his corpse shell are exhausted and he’s forced to start all over at the beginning. As he trudges down the main thoroughfare, he runs into Galavance. More accurately, she runs into him with her pink Chevy Cavalier.
A case of unfortunate timing? Maybe not. Turns out the critter Zilch has been dispatched to dispatch of—a murderous were-frog—squelches uncomfortably close to the trailer Galavance calls home. And come to think of it, Galavance's boyfriend Jolby has been spending a lot of nights out lately . . .
Stuffing gross-out humor, greasy fast food, and psychedelic amphibians into a blender on high, Aftertaste is a wild ride through life, afterlife, and the American South.
Before he died, Saelig Zilch was a chef. Now, posthumously recruited by a shadowy agency for reasons still unknown, tasked with keeping the public safe from things that go bump in the night, he hunts monsters.
Zilch scrabbles out of a North Carolina grave in someone else’s body. Someone recently dead. He only has a few days to find his bearings and carry out his latest mission, before the precious few nanobugs in his corpse shell are exhausted and he’s forced to start all over at the beginning. As he trudges down the main thoroughfare, he runs into Galavance. More accurately, she runs into him with her pink Chevy Cavalier.
A case of unfortunate timing? Maybe not. Turns out the critter Zilch has been dispatched to dispatch of—a murderous were-frog—squelches uncomfortably close to the trailer Galavance calls home. And come to think of it, Galavance's boyfriend Jolby has been spending a lot of nights out lately . . .
Stuffing gross-out humor, greasy fast food, and psychedelic amphibians into a blender on high, Aftertaste is a wild ride through life, afterlife, and the American South.
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Mondo Crimson (Fiction Without Frontiers)
Nov 10, 2020
by
Andrew Post
$6.99
When Melanie, a car thief, is sent to find a certain vehicle only to discover it’s owned by dangerous hit-woman, Brenda, the two begin to wonder if their fateful encounter wasn’t just pure coincidence. It turns out they both work for a man named Felix Eberhart, who may or may not have had the hopes that Melanie and Brenda opened fire the second they laid eyes on each other. Melanie learns that Felix’s network of car thieves, fixers, and drug runners have all been set against one another. But why? Business was going so well...
FLAME TREE PRESS is the new fiction imprint of Flame Tree Publishing. Launched in 2018 the list brings together brilliant new authors and the more established; the award winners, and exciting, original voices.
FLAME TREE PRESS is the new fiction imprint of Flame Tree Publishing. Launched in 2018 the list brings together brilliant new authors and the more established; the award winners, and exciting, original voices.
$5.99
AFTERTASTE liest sich so, als hätte man widerlichen Humor, schmieriges Fast-Food und psychedelische Amphibien in einen Mixer gestopft und bei höchster Stufe durchpüriert. Eine haarsträubende Mixtur aus Jim Butchers Dresden-Files und dem Zombie-Horror eines George A. Romero.
Inhalt:
Früher war Saelig Zilch ein Koch. Nun aber, nach seinem Tod, hat ihn eine geheimnisvolle Organisation rekrutiert, um jene Monster zu jagen, die die Welt der Lebenden bedrohen.
Also klettert Zilch in North Carolina im Körper eines frisch Verstorbenen aus einem Grab. Ihm bleibt nur wenig Zeit, seine Mission auszuführen, bevor sein Körper auseinanderfällt und er wieder ganz von vorn anfangen muss. Nach wenigen wackeligen Schritten prallt er auch schon gleich in Galavance … beziehungsweise sie gegen ihn, mit ihrem pinkfarbenen Chevy.
Ein Zufall? Wohl eher nicht, denn besagtes Monster wurde in der Nähe des Trailerparks gesichtet, den Galavance ihr Zuhause nennt. Und ebenso wenig zufällig scheint zu sein, dass sich ihr Freund in letzter Zeit gern nachts draußen herumtreibt …
"Eine groteske Südstaaten-Gothic-Mär, halb Evil Dead, halb Tucker and Dale vs. Evil … mit einem Helden, dessen Einsamkeit nur noch von seiner Leblosigkeit getoppt wird." [Kirkus Reviews]
Inhalt:
Früher war Saelig Zilch ein Koch. Nun aber, nach seinem Tod, hat ihn eine geheimnisvolle Organisation rekrutiert, um jene Monster zu jagen, die die Welt der Lebenden bedrohen.
Also klettert Zilch in North Carolina im Körper eines frisch Verstorbenen aus einem Grab. Ihm bleibt nur wenig Zeit, seine Mission auszuführen, bevor sein Körper auseinanderfällt und er wieder ganz von vorn anfangen muss. Nach wenigen wackeligen Schritten prallt er auch schon gleich in Galavance … beziehungsweise sie gegen ihn, mit ihrem pinkfarbenen Chevy.
Ein Zufall? Wohl eher nicht, denn besagtes Monster wurde in der Nähe des Trailerparks gesichtet, den Galavance ihr Zuhause nennt. Und ebenso wenig zufällig scheint zu sein, dass sich ihr Freund in letzter Zeit gern nachts draußen herumtreibt …
"Eine groteske Südstaaten-Gothic-Mär, halb Evil Dead, halb Tucker and Dale vs. Evil … mit einem Helden, dessen Einsamkeit nur noch von seiner Leblosigkeit getoppt wird." [Kirkus Reviews]
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