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If Animals Could Talk Hardcover – April 19, 2016
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Some of these "animal quotes" are tamer than others and some are wildly inappropriate. Those that are wildly inappropriate are effing hilarious. If you don't have a sense of humor and hate anything remotely crude even in jest, then please don't buy this book. You'll just complain about how immature it is. But guess what? This book IS immature and LOL hilarious. If you skim at all through the pictures provided on the description as well, you will get a very good idea as to the language and humor so no surprise when your order actually arrives and you find the foulness that has been etched on these literary pages. At the very least each page is amusing, but if you don't bust out a hearty laugh at least once then you didn't get the joke. I purchased this as a small stocking stuffer for my older and much more immature 40 something year old brother. It's not meant to change his life or provide deep spiritual guidance in his life. It's a gag! Nothing more nothing less. ENJOY!
This book is absolutely outrageous. From front to back it hits you with clever, funny, probably actual things animals would say if they could talk. I keep mine on my desk for a quick laugh on days when my boss sucks up all my happiness. I also bought one for my mom who has a sense of humor that's a bit more on the dirty side, and she immediately bought a few more for her friends at work ( she works at an elementary school). Totally worth it.
Hell, you might even learn something. Ever wonder what a Slow Loris would say to you if it could talk? Probably not, since you likely don't even know what a Slow Loris is. However, after buying and reading this book, not only will you be able to impress your friends by identifying a Slow Loris at the zoo, but you'll be able to correctly quote him too.
GET YOUR COPY TODAY. I ordered four and haven't experienced one bit of buyer's remorse.