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Antfarm Dickhole should be required viewing by anyone crazy enough to get into ultra low budget filmmaking.
There is no acting, directing or photography to speak of, only a bunch of lumpy goth/metal type guys in their late 30s and plump stripper/groupie type girls in their early 20s saying and doing insane things for your amusement.
And in that regard, Antfarm Dickhole is a total success. It is constantly amusing, from start to finish.
The-- uhh-- plot--- is about a guy tormented by bullies who gets help from a colony of army ants that live in his urethra.
Many indie films have what is called "sub-Kevin Smith dialogue." I'd describe what's in Antfarm Dickhole as "super-Kevin Smith dialogue."
Plus, I learned more in 90 minutes about the world of ants and the harmful effects of UV rays than I ever learned in seven years of high school.
If you are not a fan of Mr. Zebub and/or the B movie genre then this is not for you. However if you like clever writing, outrageous original ideas, and some gratutious nudity you will love it.
Also, most copies of Antfarm also include a bonus film "Assmonster". While this is not his best film you'll still get a few laughs out of it.
Antfarm Dickhole is a mess calling itself a movie. Its plot, if you want to call it that, is about a guy that is bullied. That is, until his dickhole is invaded by army ants. Then, every time someone starts to pick on him, the ants come out to protect their host and kill the person bullying him. He decides to get revenge on people that have bullied him in the past, so he goes around, letting the ants (which are actually toy store plastic ants) kill the people he hates. He is eventually abandoned by the ants, and he goes nuts, brandishing a gun while going on a short lived killing spree before someone else (who spouts off about the great right the innocent have to bear arms) does him in. The end.
I've ruined nothing about the movie. Actually I've probably saved you 90 minutes of your life that you could be doing something more enjoyable, like watching paint dry, or pushing toothpicks under your fingernails.
Let's start with the horrible. We have horrible metal music, horrible acting, horrible special effects, and horrible editing. Now let's get to the pun. Since the movie title has the word ant in the title, the characters spend the whole movie putting ant in front of as many words as possible in the script. We have, ANT-achronism, ANT-gela, ANT-tony, ANT-drew, ANT-marie, and they even use the computer to look stuff up on the ANT-ternet.Read more ›
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fake ants coming out of a fake penis??? Laughable but the script sucked and acting was where???????????Published 17 months ago by Adrienne Sherlock
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dumbest film i have ever watch!!! stay away at all cost! you've been warned! i have thrown the disc away.Published on October 10, 2013 by Gareth Tjandra
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