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Apocalypse Cow (Apocalypse Cow, 1) Paperback – May 21, 2013
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If you think you've seen it all -- WORLD WAR Z, THE WALKING DEAD-- you haven't seen anything like this. From the twisted brain of Michael Logan comes Apocalypse Cow, a story about three unlikely heroes who must save Britain . . . from a rampaging horde of ZOMBIE COWS!
Forget the cud. They want blood.
It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies.
And if that wasn't bad enough, the fate of the nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three unlikely heroes: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a weird crush on his maths teacher, and an inept journalist who wouldn't recognize a scoop if she tripped over one.
As the nation descends into chaos, can they pool their resources, unlock a cure, and save the world?
Three losers.
Overwhelming odds.
One outcome . . .
Yup, we're screwed.
- Print length352 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 21, 2013
- Dimensions5.5 x 0.79 x 8.25 inches
- ISBN-101250032865
- ISBN-13978-1250032867
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"Apocalypse Cow made me snort with laughter." — Terry Pratchett, author of the award-winning and bestselling Discworld novels
"Logan has a flair for unique description (“a muscled chest that made Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs look like burst balloons”) and for painting a mental picture almost photographic in its clarity. An impressive start for an author who’s going places." - Publishers Weekly
"This clever and very funny twist on the traditional zombie novel is exceedingly well executed (it approaches but never quite steps into parody territory), and it ends with a scene that pretty much demands a sequel. Great stuff for horror and fantasy fans." - Booklist, Starred Review
"Apocalypse Cow is a promising first novel, with a challenging premise that will be hard to top, so it'll be interesting to see what he has lined up next. Perhaps something equally horrifying (and hilarious) for the vegetarian set." - Rue Morgue
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- Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin; Reprint edition (May 21, 2013)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 352 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1250032865
- ISBN-13 : 978-1250032867
- Item Weight : 10.7 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.5 x 0.79 x 8.25 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #505,987 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #929 in Dark Humor
- #4,010 in Fiction Satire
- #4,125 in Humorous Fiction
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Michael Logan is an award-winning Scottish writer, whose career has taken him across the globe.
His debut novel, Apocalypse Cow, won the Terry Pratchett First Novel Prize. Since then, the sequel, World War Moo, and an unrelated standalone novel, Wannabes, have hit the shelves. His fourth novel, Hell’s Detective: Lost Angeles, will be along presently.
Michael’s short fiction has appeared in publications such as The Telegraph, Chapman and Underground Voices. He won Fish Publishing’s 2008 international One-Page Fiction Prize with We Will Go on Ahead and Wait for You — at 295 words, the most difficult thing he’s ever written.
During his time as a foreign correspondent, Michael lived in Scotland, France, Bosnia, Hungary, Switzerland and Kenya, which points to itches that can only be scratched by moving around. He has also reported from many other countries, including South Sudan, Somalia, South Africa, and other places that don’t begin with an ‘S’.
He currently lives in Nairobi, Kenya, and is married with three young children.
Michael likes books, fencing, guitars and cheese. This is not an exhaustive list, but it tells you pretty much everything you need to know.
More information can be found on his website: www.michaelloganbooks.com.
You can follow him on twitter @MichaelLogan or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/michaellogan
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The theme of the book, while being bizarre in the extreme, does bare enough resemblance to matters that we see in the papers on a daily basis to make it believable in a weird and scary way.
As for the cast of characters, they really make the book come alive as does their bumbling and life threatening escapade through the streets of Glasgow and further afield.
The book is a fun and fast paced read that kept me looking out for what was on the next page. I can't wait to see what Michael Logan comes up with next, maybe a sequel with Geldof leading an elite team of cow killing commandos to halt the spread of the virus on the landland!
What I Liked:
*Being a sucker for a good zombie book, I had to pick up Apocalypse Cow. Even though I was a bit disappointed in the predictability of the story, I found that I liked the characters, and that I enjoyed the twist on zombies. You will think differently about cows and rats after reading this one.
*There are three main characters. Geldof, an awkward, brilliant, teenage math genius, forced to acquiesce to his parents strong hippy views. Geldof longs to eat meat and he fantasizes endlessly about his neighbor Mary. Terry is an average man who toils in a slaughterhouse. He is unable to form any romantic attachments because he is convinced he smells like rancid meat. Lesley is an intrepid reporter who has yet to receive her big break. I loved this rag tag band of characters, and I liked that there were misfit, awkward and struggling. The rest of the characters are just as interesting from Fanny, Geldof's liberal mother who believes animals will get their dues, to the crazed, meat eating neighbor next door. I liked the different personalities and watching them clash and then learn to work together. This is surprisingly a very character driven story.
*Even though there wasn't much originality with the whole zombie virus aside from the fact that it affects animals. I did like the twist with the zombie animals. I also liked the sinister motives behind the zombie cows, and it was a bit terrifying to think that it could possibly happen.
*The story is full of blood, guts, death and mayhem as the population succumbs to rampaging zombie animals. You can expect some nasty deaths, and lots of action. I liked, though, that this wasn't all horror and gore. It has some surprising funny moments. The strong cast of characters also helps to balance out the horror. If you like your horror on the lighter side, this is a good one to pick up.
*The ending is satisfying in that it brings to a close the story without leaving a bunch of unanswered questions. It seems it is going to end well, and then the author throws out a tantalizing tidbit for the next book. Not exactly a cliffhanger, but it does end with a big hook for book two.
And The Not So Much:
*I picked up Apocalypse Cow expecting a unique zombie book, but unfortunately aside from the twist with the zombie animals, it plays out like a typical zombie book. You get the arrival of the virus followed by the quick and catastrophic destruction of society. The story line tracks a rag tag group on the run as they try and reach safety, and of course along the way, they encounter all kinds of obstacles and their numbers are diminished as they move along. It plays out like any other zombie book you have read. It does have the zombie animals and some humor going for it.
*I was led to believe that his was going to be a funny book. While there is some comedic relief in it, overall, the story isn't that funny. I was hoping for quirky and demented but that isn't what I got. Again, this is pretty much a regular zombie book.
*There is a twist at the end with the sudden mutation of the virus, and it didn't really make sense as to why all of a sudden the virus changes. It wasn't realistic especially considering the number of times the main characters were exposed.
Apocalypse Cow was an entertaining read that provides a new twist on zombies. I enjoyed the characters and story, but was a bit disappointed that the book ended up being predictable and that is played out like any other zombie book I have read. I was hoping for a bit more originality and I wanted more humor. Still if you are a fan of zombie books, this is worth a go.
I purchased a copy of this book. All opinions are my own and I was not compensated for this review.
Posted@Rainy Day Ramblings.
1. It's called Apocalypse Cow
2. The summary on the back of the book sounded absolutely hilarious
3. It won Terry Pratchett awards (so it must be good)
This book was one of the funniest books I had read in a long time! I couldn't put it down. It is a bit grotesque at times but, hey it's a zombie book.
I deducted one star, perhaps unfairly, because based on other reviews and the campy cover, I was expecting it to be more of a comedy than it was. Even so, it was a solid, entertaining book and an excellent first novel by author Michael Logan.
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Apocalypse Cow hat mich von der ersten Seite an gefesselt. Man sollte sich nur nicht zu sehr vom Ausdruck "Zombie-Kühe" in die Irre leiten lassen. Das Thema des Buchs ist im Grunde sehr real: Ein biologischer Kampfstoff, der die Nahrungskette des Feindes zerstören soll, wird versehentlich vor der eigenen Türe freigesetzt.
Die infizierten Tiere sind keine Zombies. Sie sind agressiv und hoch ansteckend. Und das macht den Roman ganz schön blutig. Stellenweise zumindest.
Denn das Buch konzentriert sich auf eine Gruppe, die versucht zu überleben - und die Wahrheit herauszufinden und ans Licht zu bringen. Dabei spürt man Michael Logans Erfahrung als Journalist, der Erfahrungen in der ganzen Welt gesammelt hat und sich selbst von Fluchtlingslagern ein Bild gemacht hat. So teilt er an ein paar Stellen nette Spitzen aus Richtung Politik und Milität.
Aber natürlich spielen auch Dinge wie Fleichkonsum eine Rolle. Die Tragödie betrifft die vegane Familie ebenso wie einen, der ohne sein Fleisch regelrecht Entzugserscheinungen bekommt.
Dass sich Michael Logan gründlich Gedanken gemacht hat, ist aber nur die eine Sache. Er schafft es, eine sehr spannende und unterhaltsame Geschichte zu erzählen, die richtig Spaß macht. Der Brite, der Logan ist, garniert er das Ganze nämlich mit herrlichem, bösem Humor.
Ich liebe dieses Buch - was nicht allzu verwunderlich ist, wenn es Terry Pratchett und Michael Moore empfehlen.
Und nachdem Logan in seinem Buch gleich am Anfang seinen Landsmann Iain M. Banks (Schotte) ( Consider Phlebas , The Wasp Factory ) und später den Song Jailbreak von AC/DC erwähnt, finde ich natürlich auch den Autor sehr sympathisch. ;)
Geldof Peters und seine New-Age Eltern leben ebenfalls in der Nähe von Glasgow. Auf Grund seiner Familienverhältnisse und seiner Vorliebe für Mathematik ist Geldof in der Schule häufig Angriffsziel für seine Mitschüler, insbesondere für die Nachbarszwillinge. Als diese ihn herausfordern, mit ihnen in der Nacht Kühe umzuschubsen, erleben die drei ihr blaues Wunder. Mit großem Schrecken entkommen sie den Kühen, doch am nächsten Tag muss Geldof mit ansehen, wie die alte Frau von Gegenüber von ihren eigenen Katzen getötet wird.
Nur wenige Tage später ist die gesamte britische Insel unter Quarantäne gestellt und die meisten Großstädte wurden evakuiert. Die Peters und die Nachbarsfamilie sitzen ohne Strom bei äußerst angespannter Stimmung in ihrer Wohnung fest. Infizierte Tiere streunen durch die Straßen und stürzen sich auf alle Menschen, die sich noch ins Freie wagen. Die Nerven in der kleinen Gruppe liegen blank. Kurz bevor es zu einer handfesten Auseinandersetzung kommt, tauchen die Reporterin Lesley und der einzige überlebende Schlachthofmitarbeiter Terry, zusammen mit einer angeschossenen Professorin aus dem Bio-Waffen-Labor, die den beiden vor der Zerstörung der Einrichtung bei der Flucht geholfen hat, vor der Tür auf.
Der nun so angewachsenen Gruppe geht bald das Essen aus. Der Versuch einen Supermarkt zu plündern scheitert jedoch kläglich. Und dann steht auch noch der Leiter des Labors mit Soldaten vor der Tür und versucht weiterhin seine Spuren zu vernichten indem er sie als Terroristen bezichtigt und die Soldaten auf das Haus feuern lässt. Die letzten Überlebenden versuchen nun sich zum Euro-Tunnel durchzuschlagen, um nach Frankreich zu fliehen und mit der Story über das Bio-Waffen-Labor an die Presse zu gehen. Dabei werden sie sowohl von Tieren als auch von Menschen bedroht und es liegt die Angst in der Luft, dass das Virus mutiert, sich auf Menschen überträgt und alles noch viel schlimmer macht.
Apocalypse Cow ist aufgebaut wie ein typischer Zombie-Film: In einem geheimen Labor bricht ein Virus aus, der sich schnell ausbreitet und eine kleine Gruppe Überlebender versucht sich durchzukämpfen und in Sicherheit zu bringen, während sie dabei immer weiter dezimiert wird. Hinter jeder Ecke warten die Zombie-Tiere darauf über die Gruppenmitglieder herzufallen. Auf Grund der Thematik fallen einige Stellen im Buch doch etwas ekelhafter aus. Was man bei Zombie-Filmen nicht hat, sind die tieferen Einblicke in die Gedanken und Motivationen der Protagonisten. Sie helfen einem dabei, sich vorzustellen, welchem Stress die fliehenden Helden ausgesetzt sind und wie schwierig die Entscheidungen über Leben und Tod sind, die sie gezwungen werden zu fällen. Insgesamt ein unterhaltsames und spannendes Buch.


