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B! (I. M.!)
B! (I. M.!)
It is with these opening words...errr...letters, that we are introduced to to the B.I.M. An evil American music corporation. As we watch these glitter-covered fools in space-suits dancing and singing this musical monstrosity, the scene cuts to Mr. Boogalew, CEO of the corp. as well as his flaming underling, Shake. We are also introduced to the concept that we are watching an 'American Idol' show where the audience votes for the winner, by a reading of their vital signs.
When the songs over, (thank God!) we learn that this takes place in the future! 1994 to be specific. The next song happens to be performed by our heroes, Alphie and Bebe, singing the saccharine song, "Love: the universal melody." It will make you puke.
"We belong to one another/we share each other's destiny./United by our love, we're all children of/the universal family./And we are everybody's brother/we share the birthright to be free./And deep within our heart/there beats the song of the ages/Love: the universal melody!
"Do the BIM!" some moronic make-up wearing teen shouts. I can't imagine the complete lack of intellect a person must possess in order to request the song you just heard performed by a completely different group that has already left the stage. The only thing that got me through this song was the thought of bending BeBe over the hood of my Jeep. As a matter of fact, this was all that got me through this whole movie, as you will find should you read on.
Now we're at a BIM celebration party.Read more ›
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Bizarre and incomprehensible plot, uninspired performances, sorry songs and score, this is a truly awesome awful film. Read morePublished 3 months ago by Amazon Customer
I've been looking for THE APPLE for years--this over-the-top '80s softcore glitter-disco musical is the holy grail of bad films. Bless you for stocking this marvel!Published 3 months ago by Amazon Customer
Very, very campy. It was made about 5 years too late. The music that would have sounded fresh and innovative in the mid-to-late 1970s sounds dated in 1980. Read morePublished 5 months ago by JH
Don't make any plans. This movie will blow your mind pieces out your nose into awesometown. Then awesometown will be raptured by a guy in a Volvo. Like that description? Read morePublished 5 months ago by CCMAS
This was the most incomprehensible movie I ever saw. What was canon films thinking? Entertaining only in the way really bad can be. Read morePublished 6 months ago by Curtis Kelly
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