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The Art and Science of Intergalactic Warmongery Paperback – March 25, 2016
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About the Author
Myrston, a recent immigrant to Earth, has taken human form and now consults for several despots where his skills in planning and executing invasions has helped them in some of their more recent endeavors. In his spare time he enjoys reading human military history, brewing and drinking coffee and rutting with cheap prostitutes. He is the author of the highly unsuccessful: Why your children are going to kill and eat you; and the autobiographical love story that helped to reintroduce spontaneous book burnings in several countries: Crumbs from Mereika’s Table.
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The author / invader provides valuable hints, including a decision tree about ascending to total domination.
I was moved by the chapter on Warmonger Archetypes. It asks incisive questions such as, “Do you choose pets based on how they express agony?” Thanks to this quiz, I have discovered that I am a Befriend and Betray Practitioner.
I mean "one dimensional" in the Amazon star thingamajig as a strong compliment.
More wisdom: “Gloops, slimes, blobs and nanotech are equally fine if giant lizards are too garish for your tastes.”
For convenience, there’s a 40-step invasion checklist. And it explores what happens if you get dethroned, with this insight: “You want to have at least one cloned, mind-hacked body double in a stasis chamber somewhere.”
For anyone or anything considering an invasion of Earth, or any other planet, really, this book is a must-read. (Reviewed by Joe Crowe,[...] [...]