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  • File Size: 8242 KB
  • Print Length: 420 pages
  • Publisher: Gallery Books (September 28, 2010)
  • Publication Date: September 28, 2010
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003L7879A
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1.0 out of 5 starsPoor follow up to a pretty funny book.
By Mr. Wonderful on April 26, 2011
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
This book was a huge dissapointment. I really enjoyed IHTSBIH, but this book pales in comparison. Tucker Max seems to have bought into his own "celebrity" and it's quite annoying. "I AM TUCKER MAX!!!"...how many times do I have to read this line in all caps?!? He shouts so much during this book because he has so little new to say. What we have here folks is a one hit wonder. Do not bother with this one unless someone gives it to you for free and even then you probably will want your money back.
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1.0 out of 5 starsKind of funny at first, but quickly became pathetic!
By Wes on January 29, 2012
Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase
I empathized with Tucker because I used to be that way when I was 22. The simple fact is guys who actually do what he "does," don't have to tell the world. Michael Jordan doesn't go around telling people that he is the best basketball player in the world, because people can recognize true talent. If Tucker Max wanted to just write about some of his personal experiences then fine, but he is constantly trying to sell you on how awesome he is, by literally writing "I AM AWESOME" nearly every other page.

If you're older than 17, don't waste your money on this book. I can't believe this guy is in his 30s.
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1.0 out of 5 starsSO DISAPPOINTING!!!
By Jason on October 24, 2010
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
I was a huge fan of the last book, I've read it 3 or 4 times. It was hilarious. But this book was such a let down. It only had a couple good stories and the rest were the kind of boring regular stories that everyone has. Most of these stories aren't even good enough to tell a couple friends over a few beers let alone put in a book. Instead of telling hilarious stories Tucker has chosen to tell a bunch of average stories trying to stress how much tail he gets and how great he thinks he is. He really over does it trying to stress that point. And most of the stories happened before the last book even came out which leads me to believe that these are just the stories that weren't good enough for the last book. This book was almost as bad as the his movie, which if you were lucky enough to have not seen it was aweful. The movie was one long boring chick flick about friendship and understanding.

Seriously, in one story a girl starts out cool but then gets crazy and ends with her throwing an ipod at him...that's it. Or some virgins want him to be their first and he slept with another midget. There wasn't any actual stories behind these subjects, just him saying that he did this stuff. There are only two good stories in this book, the rest is just some sad and creepy older guy trying to make the younger kids think he's still cool. Tucker started a new genre then became the Carson Daily of it. He took something great and made it suck just like Carson did with music videos.

So save yourself the time and money and skip this book, just re-read the last one.
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1.0 out of 5 starsPlease give me my IQ points back.
By Clara Stone on May 28, 2013
Format: Kindle Edition
This is the absolute worst book I've ever read in my entire life.

You know, I wrote a really, really, really long review detailing everything I hated about this book. Not enough. If I had room for 1,000 pages, it would still not be enough to convey how much I hate this damn novel. Tucker Max is a terrible, terrible, terrible writer. ... most offensive man alive ...

Now, you might be thinking: "oh, this is a woman - of course she would hate this book. I'll buy it anyway because other people here have said that it's funny."

NO. Sure, I might not be the target demographic for this novel - a nineteen year old girl who likes eating Thin Mints and watching Titanic - but that doesn't mean I automatically hate all sexist, offensive comedians. I enjoy watching Archer, reading stuff by Louis C.K. (or listening to him), and browsing Reddit. My problem with this novel was that:

It's not funny. I have no idea how on Earth this guy sold so many books in the first place (though according to the reviews, his first one was a lot better). I actually started knocking my head against my Kindle - *what* *am* *I* *reading* *why* *am* *I* *reading* *this* *make* *it* *stop* - and finally deleted it from my history forever so I wouldn't be tempted to read more stories (well Paige, maybe it'll get better at THIS part).

He's offensive, but it's ... how do I put this? Reading this book was like being in a crowded bar, listening to bad music and having an old, fat, balding man repeatedly grind against you, shouting obscenities in your ear. Yeah. I think that's an apt description. Uncomfortable, awkward, boring, queasy, mildly disgusting ... you feel like you need a shower afterwards.

Also, Tucker Max cannot spell or write.Read more ›
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1.0 out of 5 starsDissappointed...
By C. Westlake on February 20, 2011
Format: Kindle Edition
Hoped for something funny. Makes Dane Cook look like Louis CK. Unbelievably bad storytelling, topped with annoying self affirmations every other sentence. Think american psycho starring stuart smalley.
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1.0 out of 5 starsHe is the President of his own fan club.
By kerao on December 8, 2011
Format: Paperback
What a pompous self centered jerk. He probably wakes up in the morning and makes love to himself. The book was a joke and this guy is a joke. It must be nice to think so highly of yourself, because you know nobody cares about you. Nice lies loser.
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1.0 out of 5 starsvery weak follow-up
By Alex Ferrugia on April 18, 2011
Format: Hardcover
I liked about 90% of Tucker's first book, the NYT best seller I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and thought it was pretty hilarious (the sushi bar story, etc). This follow-up however was, for the most part, the 10% I didn't care for in IHTSBIH. It seemed to me like a collection of second-rate stories and a bunch of other crude material that I just didn't find that funny. Definitely felt like a weak and forced second book after riding on the coat-tails of his first. I would imagine that most people that liked IHTSBIH won't like this book as much (if at all).
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Most Recent Customer Reviews

3.0 out of 5 starsThree Stars

An ok book.

Published 1 month ago by Paula Brown
5.0 out of 5 starsSo Funny

So sad that Tucker decided to grow up, because these stories had me in tears I was laughing so hard

Published 2 months ago by Chris M.
3.0 out of 5 starsI was a huge fan of IHTSBIH and although this book was funny too, it...

I find him to be a very entertaining writer. I think I jumped into reading this with high expectations, but it fell short. Read more

Published 2 months ago by Mr. and Mrs. K.
5.0 out of 5 starsHilarious and worth the read

Hilarious book. I've read all of his other books and it is exactly the same, but with different stories. Still makes me laugh out loud when I read about these crazy stories. Read more

Published 2 months ago by Josh T.
5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars

Tucker Max adventures rock!

Published 3 months ago by Jonathan Simms
5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars

Bought it for my son he loved it. So I don't personally know about the other categories.

Published 3 months ago by charles chittum
5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars

so funny!!

Published 3 months ago by Monica
5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars

Very funny

Published 4 months ago by Amazon Customer
2.0 out of 5 starsalthough I do enjoy Max's writing style

Rehashed stories from "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell". Nothing worth revisiting or noteworthy, although I do enjoy Max's writing style.

Published 4 months ago by Fult
3.0 out of 5 starsEntertaining but not worthy of recommendation.

I got a free copy of this book and that is the only reason I read it. It was ok. some stories were amazingly funny.... Read more

Published 4 months ago by William H. Folk II

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