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Assholes Finish First Paperback – October 18, 2011

by Tucker Max (Author)

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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

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Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, is a #1 New York Times bestseller, has spent over 150 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website, TuckerMax.com.

Paperback: 432 pages
Publisher: Gallery Books; a edition (October 18, 2011)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1439198691
ISBN-13: 978-1439198698
Product Dimensions: 6 x 1.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 366 customer reviews
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #87,612 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #235 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage
- #401 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Essays
- #537 in Books > Literature & Fiction > United States > Humor

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Classic Tucker Max

ByM dubbon June 14, 2017

Format: Kindle EditionVerified Purchase

Totally hilarious. Never bothered buying any of his books before, since half of his stories are freely available on his website, but those are just the warmup. Of all the story compilation books he's done, this is probably the best one.

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Great book. Fun to read!

Byjalofflon March 30, 2017

Format: HardcoverVerified Purchase

I bought this as a gift for my son. He loved the book. Said he couldn't put it down.

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A good read for fans.

ByTJ Hayeson September 17, 2017

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Funny and asshole'ish. If you're a fan of "Ihope they serve beer in hell" and other writings from this author, you won't be disappointed by this book.

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Tucker Max

ByJimbo210on March 9, 2014

Format: Audio CDVerified Purchase

I'd never heard of this guy until a friend of mine began to spout off some of his sayings. I asked where he heard those quotes and he guided me to Tucker Max. This guy is every girl's worst nightmare. The book is short (too short for the money), filled with obscenities, and the epitome of misogyny. If he were to speak to my wife the way he does to his dates or women he's trying to pick-up, I'd flatten the guy - I mean, literally flatten with a road grader. I HAD to listen to it because I purchased it, and was trying to find some redeeming quality. There is none. And afterwards, I was guilty of littering as it went out the car window. If you're a woman and hate men, this will give you all the reasons why. I guess bad publicity is still publicity, but if you want to hear the rantings and braggadocio of some 26+ year-old "frat brat", just go to college.

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The stories are funny and brutally honest

ByReviewer momon November 9, 2015

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This book is hilariously messed up lol but at anyway hilarious. My husband who I swear hasn't opened a book since high school (and maybe then it's sketchy) has read in 2 days all while laughing. The stories are funny and brutally honest. It's very easy to read and a book that you are so amused by you can't put it down. To put simply this entire book as well as series is Tucker Max's sexcapade stories. The whole book is about things has done and the dirty funny stories behind them.

I did pay full retail price for this product.

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BEST LAUGH I HAVE GOTTEN IN YEAR!!!!!!

ByHughon June 10, 2017

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THIS IS A HILARIOUS BOOK.... IF CANT HANDLE SEX TALK THE F?!*! WORD DONT GET THIS BOOK!! The pages are full of things EVERY MAN, YES EVERY MAN wanted to do, but didn't have the BALLS to do....