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Social scientists have found, time and again, that atheists are one of the least trusted groups in North America. They rank lower than most ethnic and racial minorities, lower than convicted rapists. People would rather elect politicians who have done drugs or had affairs than those who might admit they just can’t quite get on board with the whole son-of-a-virgin-and-a-terrible-and-swift-God deal. Most just say they can’t imagine how an atheist who doesn’t believe in a higher power that can punish them for wrong-doing could possibly have a moral compass. “Science is not miracle enough,” they seem to say. “Humanity and compassion are not morality enough.” “December 25th without genuflection is not enough!” And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where Keith Lowell Jensen’s CD and accompanying DVD, Atheist Christmas, comes in.

Picture it: Jensen cozied up in a cardigan and slippers, settling down in front of his non-denominational deciduous celebration shrub to tell that age-old tale, “’Twas the Night Before December 25th.” Are the Whos of Whoville any less inspiring than two rebellious California lesbians? Is a bird exacting instant karma any less miraculous than finding a white baby in the Middle East? Is a church camp counselor any more moral than a confused teenager with an erection that could cut glass? Is a hungry tiger tossing an effigy of a human baby into the ol’ Easy Bake Oven any less lovely a creature than a 3-year-old with no need for dolls? Are we—gulp—good without God? Keith Lowell Jensen is. In fact, he’s f*cking great, at comedy and life, without God.

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You know Jensen if you went to a tough high school. He was the kid in the back row that learned how to be humorous to save his life. He learned early that being Don Rickles wasn’t going to work for those four years and fashioned his comic gaze to work in other way. Disguised as a normal person, Jensen finds the dark side of Christmas, Scientology, gross out teen age pals and more. Funny stuff that hits it out of the park every time. Well done. --Chris Spector, Midwest Record, vol 27/no 12, November 12, 2014

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Product details

  • Audio CD (November 25, 2014)
  • Original Release Date: March 10, 2015
  • Number of Discs: 2
  • Label: Stand Up! Records
  • ASIN: B00PJT9ADK
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 5 customer reviews
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #360,173 in CDs & Vinyl (See Top 100 in CDs & Vinyl)
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