- File Size: 598 KB
- Print Length: 19 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publisher: John H. Carroll (October 20, 2011)
- Publication Date: October 20, 2011
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B005Y2EGCC
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,459,161 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies (Stories for Demented Children Book 5) Kindle Edition
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Top Customer Reviews
"Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is a cute story about the Fairies attacking Santa Claus's workshop on Christmas Eve in an attempt to bring attention to the unfair conditions of their situation.
Though my niece is pretty sensitive to spooky things, I would consider reading this book to her.
This story is one of my favorites of Carroll's so far.
The premise of the story is good and the characters are ones that make the story complete! I highly recommend this story to ANYONE!! I'm not a child, but this story was still a good read.
I think it would make a great bedtime story!
From the fairy with her MIT degree to the bathroom ridden Santa, to the inappropriate attire for the Sugar Plum Fairies dancing in children's' dreams--I was laughing like an idiot.
If you're looking for a laugh...read this! And then get some more of this author's short stories--you won't regret it.
I've read several of John H. Carroll's tales and can't help but divulge--Emo is my favorite character!
~Jessica A. Weiss is the owner of Wicked East Press~
Basic plot happens on Christmas Eve, the population of sugar plum fairies are about to attack Santa's elves who have oppressing them for years. Meanwhile Santa keeps having to rush into the toilet with explosive diarrhoea caused by one of his faithful friends (I won't give away who) whose wife is being blackmailed by the fairies. During the attack the elves complain about the fact they have to wear sexually suggestive costumes that aren't suitable to the cold climates and provide a heap of other brilliantly funny commentary that has you thinking about aspects of Christmas and the wider fantasy fiction world you never did before.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This book is very good because everybody loves Christmas and Christmas is we're kids think of Santa Clause and because kids like present s (toys)Published 21 months ago by RJB
I loved it. IT KICKS BUTT.IT was the best book ever.
I WANT ALL OF THE BOOKS I would read it again if I could
It's a cute story. It's very short though. I think I got it for free so it was worth a read.Published on November 22, 2013 by Oracle
This book was descriptive,well written, and a very funny magical story! I think you should read it anytime of the day!Published on June 5, 2013 by Skatedate
This is not a children"s book. I bought it for a 13 year old and I am sorry I didPublished on April 15, 2013 by Sunny
Carroll specializes in cutesy stories with a twist. This is a tale firmly in that vein. The stories are usually a little too cutesy for me, but a lot of people do enjoy them.Published on April 2, 2013 by morehumanthanhuman
I love this book
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