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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies (Stories for Demented Children Book 5) by [Carroll, John H.]
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  • File Size: 598 KB
  • Print Length: 19 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll (October 20, 2011)
  • Publication Date: October 20, 2011
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005Y2EGCC
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I downloaded this book on a whim, and I am so glad I did. From the begining, when the Sugar Plum Fairies were hiding under a non-christmas tree, I started laughing and didnt stop when the elves were attacked with the sugar plums and Santa, well read the book. It is a quick entertaining little tale for demented adults.
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Though I downloaded the "Demented" books to read to my niece, I've been enjoying them myself.

"Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is a cute story about the Fairies attacking Santa Claus's workshop on Christmas Eve in an attempt to bring attention to the unfair conditions of their situation.

Though my niece is pretty sensitive to spooky things, I would consider reading this book to her.
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Not appropriate for younger children, but my pre-teen very much loves these stories. May want to read it yourself first if it is for someone younger than 15/16 years old, it has an adult sarcastic sense to it, we got all of them b/c my kids enjoy that style of humor and are very well schooled in right vs wrong, to know to not mimic nor copy what they read or see on tv. When viewed in this sense, the stories are quite entertaining!
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I don't consider myself to be demented, but I love reading John Carroll's stories!!! He has a way of describing things down to a very minute detail so that you, the reader, can really imagine the story just how he meant it to be.

This story is one of my favorites of Carroll's so far.

The premise of the story is good and the characters are ones that make the story complete! I highly recommend this story to ANYONE!! I'm not a child, but this story was still a good read.

I think it would make a great bedtime story!
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Cute story. Had me laughing from beginning to end. Was not really sure if I should buy this book, but then figured what the heck,it's free. Glad I did since it was a good chuckle. A definite delight. Also made me happy to know I am not the only demented adult around.
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You don't have to be demented to like this. It's just a nice silly story about what happens when sugar plum fairies get fed up. Short and the ending was in a different tone than the beginning, but still nice read for children.
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I'm not sure if the author meant for this to be hilarious, but it was.
From the fairy with her MIT degree to the bathroom ridden Santa, to the inappropriate attire for the Sugar Plum Fairies dancing in children's' dreams--I was laughing like an idiot.
If you're looking for a laugh...read this! And then get some more of this author's short stories--you won't regret it.

I've read several of John H. Carroll's tales and can't help but divulge--Emo is my favorite character!

~Jessica A. Weiss is the owner of Wicked East Press~
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These free or cheap .99c Kindle short stories (as this was at the time of this review) are hit and miss, but this one's brilliant. I imagine authors give them away for free or next to nothing to get you to experience their talent, hoping you'll love their book and then buy their other stuff. Well I loved this story, and have downloaded a few others. If they are just as good I'll buy the hard copy novels, which the author provides basic plot details of at the end of this story. If you have read and enjoyed Christopher Moore's comedy horror/fantasy world novels, such as The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror you've got to download Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies as it is similar in style. The tale will only take you about ten to fifteen minutes to read but you'll enjoy every second of it. You'll probably be passing your kindle to colleagues at the lunch table to read it after you since you'll be pointing out facts you've never thought of but should have such as Santa doesn't have a toilet in his sleigh so has to use ones in houses he visits.

Basic plot happens on Christmas Eve, the population of sugar plum fairies are about to attack Santa's elves who have oppressing them for years. Meanwhile Santa keeps having to rush into the toilet with explosive diarrhoea caused by one of his faithful friends (I won't give away who) whose wife is being blackmailed by the fairies. During the attack the elves complain about the fact they have to wear sexually suggestive costumes that aren't suitable to the cold climates and provide a heap of other brilliantly funny commentary that has you thinking about aspects of Christmas and the wider fantasy fiction world you never did before.
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