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Attempting Normal Hardcover – April 30, 2013
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People make a mess.
Marc Maron was a parent-scarred, angst-filled, drug-dabbling, love-starved comedian who dreamed of a simple life: a wife, a home, a sitcom to call his own. But instead he woke up one day to find himself fired from his radio job, surrounded by feral cats, and emotionally and financially annihilated by a divorce from a woman he thought he loved. He tried to heal his broken heart through whatever means he could find—minor-league hoarding, Viagra addiction, accidental racial profiling, cat fancying, flying airplanes with his mind—but nothing seemed to work. It was only when he was stripped down to nothing that he found his way back.
Attempting Normal is Marc Maron’s journey through the wilderness of his own mind, a collection of explosively, painfully, addictively funny stories that add up to a moving tale of hope and hopelessness, of failing, flailing, and finding a way. From standup to television to his outrageously popular podcast, WTF with Marc Maron, Marc has always been a genuine original, a disarmingly honest, intensely smart, brutally open comic who finds wisdom in the strangest places. This is his story of the winding, potholed road from madness and obsession and failure to something like normal, the thrillingly comic journey of a sympathetic f***up who’s trying really hard to do better without making a bigger mess. Most of us will relate.
Praise for Attempting Normal
“I laughed so hard reading this book.”—David Sedaris
“Funny . . . surprisingly deep . . . laced with revelatory insights.”—Los Angeles Times
“Superb . . . A reason that [it] is a superior example of an overcrowded genre—the comedian memoir—is Mr. Maron’s hardheaded approach to his history, the wisdom of experience.”—The New York Times
“Marc Maron is a legend because he is both a great comic and a brilliant mind. Attempting Normal is a deep, hilarious megashot of feeling and truth as only this man can administer.”—Sam Lipsyte
Praise for Marc Maron and WTF
“The stuff of comedy legend.”—Rolling Stone
“Marc Maron is a startlingly honest, compelling, and hilarious comedian-poet. Truly one of the greatest of all time.”—Louis C.K.
“I’ve known Marc for years and I can tell you first hand that he’s passionate, fearless, honest, self-absorbed, neurotic, and screamingly funny.”—David Cross
“Revered among his peers . . . raw and unflinchingly honest.”—Entertainment Weekly
“Devastatingly funny.”—Los Angeles Times
“For a comedy nerd, this show is nirvana.”—Judd Apatow
- Print length240 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherSpiegel & Grau
- Publication dateApril 30, 2013
- Dimensions5.86 x 1.02 x 8.54 inches
- ISBN-109780812992878
- ISBN-13978-0812992878
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Editorial Reviews
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“I laughed so hard reading this book.”—David Sedaris
“Funny . . . surprisingly deep . . . laced with revelatory insights.”—Los Angeles Times
“Superb . . . A reason that [it] is a superior example of an overcrowded genre—the comedian memoir—is Mr. Maron’s hardheaded approach to his history, the wisdom of experience.”—The New York Times
“Marc Maron is a legend because he is both a great comic and a brilliant mind. Attempting Normal is a deep, hilarious megashot of feeling and truth as only this man can administer.”—Sam Lipsyte
Praise for Marc Maron and WTF
“The stuff of comedy legend.”—Rolling Stone
“Marc Maron is a startlingly honest, compelling, and hilarious comedian-poet. Truly one of the greatest of all time.”—Louis C.K.
“I’ve known Marc for years and I can tell you first hand that he’s passionate, fearless, honest, self-absorbed, neurotic, and screamingly funny.”—David Cross
“Revered among his peers . . . raw and unflinchingly honest.”—Entertainment Weekly
“Devastatingly funny.”—Los Angeles Times
“For a comedy nerd, this show is nirvana.”—Judd Apatow
About the Author
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The Situation in My Head
I had a bad run-in with myself on a plane recently. I had just flown from Dublin to Chicago and hadn’t slept much. I was strung out. Tired. Tweaky. I changed planes in Chicago to fly to Los Angeles. Things were vibrating and I was edgy. I was in the exhaustion zone, feeling the kind of tired you can’t sleep off because you can’t sleep, because your blood is pumping caffeinated dread and loathing.
I was seated at the front of coach in an aisle seat, directly behind the first-class dividing wall and the flight attendant service area. It’s my favorite seat on a plane. I like watching people get on the plane so I can judge them. I like judging. I didn’t see any real problems among the passengers who awkwardly clumped onto the plane, but I definitely felt like I was in a better place than some of them, which helped take the edge off my mood. Judging works.
We took off. The flight attendants were strapped in almost directly in front of me, facing me. I always scan their faces for fear. I rarely see it. When I do see something dark flicker across their faces, it usually seems like it has nothing to do with the job. More likely something personal that followed them onto the plane. But then again, what do I know. I project. Then I judge.
The crew seemed pleasant. One woman in particular seemed genuinely nice: blond hair, about fifty, pretty in the classic California way. I always wonder when I see older flight attendants if they’ve been at it since the seventies, when things were crazy. Did she ever have sex in a cockpit? Did she survive a crash? Get tied up in a hijacking? Did she ever have sex in a bathroom with a passenger? With the pilot? I like to give my flight attendants a bit of backstory. I decided she was an out-of-control instigator of major in-flight mayhem back in the day. She got through it disease-free and didn’t end up in rehab. She started a family, her husband had a drug problem he couldn’t kick and left her, but she did all right. The husband had a lot of money, so she’s good. Humble and wise. She lives in Topanga with a few big dogs. Her kids are in college. Only a few people know her from her old life and one of them is the pilot on the flight I am on. That’s who I made the flight attendant up to be.
Once we were up in the air I was crawling out of my skin. I couldn’t sleep and had definitely had enough of flying. I needed to walk around and judge. I walked down the aisle toward the back of the plane in hopes of going to the bathroom. I didn’t really have to go but sometimes it’s just nice to lock yourself in the bathroom of a plane and take a few minutes to look in the mirror. I reached the door of the bathroom and the little lock indicator said Vacant, but there was a man standing in front of the door. Hanging out, I guess. He was a Middle Eastern–looking man, olive-skinned with Semitic features—a dubious shade of brown. I looked at him and gave him a raised-eyebrow grunt, asking if he was waiting. He looked me right in the eye but didn’t speak for a moment. Then he shook his head no. It was a simple gesture, but seemed ominous and cryptic. I couldn’t understand why he was standing there. In retrospect he was probably just doing what I was doing. Stretching, moving around. But in that moment, when I looked into his eyes, fear shot through me. I was sure that this guy was up to something. He had that look in his eye. Scheming, driven, full of will and sacrifice. He was clearly Palestinian or Saudi and we were all in trouble. The worst of it was that I was sure I was the only one on the plane who knew that something truly awful was about to happen. I knew and he knew I knew. I could see it in that quick glance he shot me letting me know that he wasn’t going into the bathroom. No, he was going into the cockpit. It was that kind of look.
I didn’t go into the bathroom. I lingered around in the rear flight attendant station thinking, watching, figuring out what had to be done. The suspicious-looking, dubious-shade-of-brown man started making his way down the aisle. I decided to follow him. I found out very quickly that it’s hard to discreetly follow someone on an aircraft. I gave him about ten steps, then I started pacing behind him down the aisle toward the front of the plane. He walked right through the division between the classes, from coach into business. I stopped in the service area, afraid to cross the class line, and watched him disappear behind the curtain. I was completely panicked. I knew he was heading for the cockpit. I hadn’t figured out what his plan was but I knew we were all in trouble and no else knew. I had to save us. I pulled the curtain back and focused intently on the man moving toward the front of the plane. I can only imagine what my face looked like or what kind of panic vibrations were peeling off me as I stood there trying to figure out a plan, my brain working the angles.
“Is everything okay, sir?”
It was the flight attendant, the one who’d been through some shit and come out on the other side. I turned. She looked concerned. Some part of me knew I couldn’t spill everything, that she wouldn’t understand if I just babbled out everything I knew. So this came out of my mouth:
“Uh, well, there’s . . . a situation. In my head.”
“Maybe you should sit down, sir,” she said, concerned, like I was the one with a problem.
“Um. I think we . . . okay. Yeah, okay,” I said, letting go of my horrible knowledge and the impending crisis for a moment. “I’ll sit down. But . . . okay.”
I sat down in my seat, my brain still feverishly running scenarios. I knew what was happening. I saw it in my mind. The dubious-shaded-brown man was already in the cockpit. He had on a pair of rubber gloves that had been soaked in an ancient toxin that he had achieved immunity to by exposing himself to it in small doses over the last year. He had already touched the neck of the pilot and copilot, who were in full cardiac arrest with a pinkish white foam coming out of their mouths as they gasped and writhed in their final throes. The man was moments away from taking control of the plane, plummeting us to a lower altitude, and putting us on a flight path into the target of his choice.
I don’t make pretty pictures. Sometimes I wish my imagination were fueled by something other than panic and dread. But I don’t have control over my gift. It has control over me and I am dragged by it more often than not, away from the idyllic land of normal and onto the jagged shores of self-destruction. Imagining the worst has always been a great comfort to me. If there is turbulence there is an imminent crash. If she doesn’t pick up the phone, she is fucking someone. If there is a lump it is a tumor. By thinking like this I protect myself from disappointment. And if anything other than the worst-case scenario unfolds, what a pleasant surprise! The problem is that I am always walking around preparing for and reacting to the horrors of what my brain is making up, living as if every potential terror and every defeat were already happening—because in my mind, it always is. I think if I could just create a series of characters to enact all the heinous possibilities my brain manufactures to insulate me from joy, then I would be using my creativity in a safer way. I see maybe an animated series or perhaps several epic paintings, large canvases. I’m talking the whole wall of the gallery big.
I don’t like animation and I’m not a painter. All I can do is imagine these horrors and share them with you.
I sat in my seat powerless, waiting for the plunge. I was squinting hard and clutching the armrests when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see the entire flight crew standing over me. The one who seemed to be the leader, a hard-looking woman, asked, “Are you all right, sir? Do you need medical attention?” The kind flight attendant had betrayed me and now stood behind the monster in an apron who was interrogating me. I wondered how I became the problem. If they only knew what was about to happen they would be thanking me for being the one person perceptive enough to see it. I was actually hoping that we’d lurch into a sudden descent at that moment. I was hoping that they would all go flying toward the back of the plane, screaming and thumping along the ceiling. Then they’d know I was right.
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- ASIN : 0812992873
- Publisher : Spiegel & Grau; F First Edition (April 30, 2013)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 240 pages
- ISBN-10 : 9780812992878
- ISBN-13 : 978-0812992878
- Item Weight : 12.8 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.86 x 1.02 x 8.54 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,796,637 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #13,791 in Actor & Entertainer Biographies
- #41,965 in Humor (Books)
- #51,710 in Memoirs (Books)
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Customers find the book entertaining and funny. They say it tugs at their heartstrings and makes them laugh out loud. The author is described as a true comedian who says what we all feel. Overall, readers describe the book as an enjoyable read that keeps them engaged.
"...his life story pages are witty, funny, and yes SERIOUS FUNNY too! he really shows you how malleable the human soul is!..." Read more
"...His book is a funny , wickedly honest version about being Marc Maron , in all it's trials , tribulations and pain that he carries around with him ...." Read more
"...Well, it kind of is. But it’s funny and it’s smart and it puts into words a lot of the things I wish I could talk about in my own writing...." Read more
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Customers find the book easy to read and engaging. They describe it as a compelling and fun read that explores themes of hope and fears. The author is described as talented but needs a filter.
"...Just finished the audiobook and it was spectacular! his life story pages are witty, funny, and yes SERIOUS FUNNY too! he really shows you..." Read more
"...It was a good read , I found myself laughing out loud a few times...." Read more
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Customers find the book insightful and funny. They appreciate Marc's ability to take life experiences and break them down in a kind of comedic way. The book is an interesting collection of essays and stories about his life and career. It's poignant, filled with honest reflections, and is full of terrific stories and ruminations that make you smile a lot.
"...Hearing him almost daily on the radio or internets, Marc is deep! super deep!..." Read more
"...Mr Maron is a smart , insightful person , a wonderful interviewer , and really gets the most from his interview subjects...." Read more
"...Through all his musings and misadventures, he proves himself to be very self-aware and accepting, owning all the s***ty things he’s done, but still..." Read more
"...What sets this book apart is that it's more than funny - it's poignant. Maron's humor goes beyond the underwhelming size of airline snacks...." Read more
Customers appreciate the author's honesty and openness about his life and battles with addiction. They find him relatable and unapologetic about who he is. The book is described as funny and honest, with a dry wit.
"...to the plateau of many many walks of his own life, is relatable on a cosmic level..." Read more
"...His book is a funny , wickedly honest version about being Marc Maron , in all it's trials , tribulations and pain that he carries around with him ...." Read more
"...The stories he tells in this book are real and compelling and some of them cut to the very core of the human condition...." Read more
"..."Attempting Normal" is a hilarious, bitter, bemused, brutally honest self-examination by a man who hit rock bottom and clawed his way back out in a..." Read more
Customers find the book's writing engaging and easy to read. They appreciate the author's true voice and witty storytelling style. The book provides a concise, accurate, and funny memoir.
"...Just finished the audiobook and it was spectacular! his life story pages are witty, funny, and yes SERIOUS FUNNY too! he really shows you..." Read more
"...Like all good comedians, he’s a great storyteller. His writing is intelligent and insightful and I’m glad to have found it...." Read more
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"...It's a very concise and accurate answer to the age-old question. He demonstrates a broad intellect in passages like that...." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's intelligence. They find it smart and funny, praising the author as intelligent and interesting. The book is described as a good introduction for fans of Marc Maron.
"...an extremely interesting (if almost tragic) life and he's an extremely intelligent and interesting person, offering some great insights...." Read more
"...Great intro to Marc, with a few extra stories, but not really for the WTF crowd as it retells already told tales." Read more
"...Because Marc is great. So buy this book because this guy deserves all the success he can get. He is a good and funny guy. Trust me on this...." Read more
"...Great read. Well written. And the speech at the end ... pure Maron!" Read more
Customers find the book's pacing good. They describe it as honest, raw, and relatable. The humor is insightful, and the book is an enjoyable read with good pacing.
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Customers have different views on the neurotic content. Some find it funny and raw, allowing Marc more time to reflect on his neurotic episodes than on stage. They say it makes them feel less crazy and saves their sanity. Others describe the author as self-obsessed, psychology disturbed, and a narcissist.
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- Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2013i am definitely biased as i write this review! Marc has been a savior, an inspiration, and a "real" human being! I first turn on to his show WTF back when i myself was going through the HAVOC of those 1st 2nd and 3rd "mid life" scenarios of my own! Hearing him almost daily on the radio or internets, Marc is deep! super deep! i have yet to come across a comedian (besides George carline - God bless his soul) who would be so so so real grounded!
Just finished the audiobook and it was spectacular! his life story pages are witty, funny, and yes SERIOUS FUNNY too! he really shows you
how malleable the human soul is! we indeed as "human beings" on this planet really are supposed to give each other hope!
The lens and its filters which Marc brings to the plateau of many many walks of his own life, is relatable on a cosmic level (cohesively that would include international sitting saps like my self and many of my close friend! ) I encourage everyone especially in these "human trying times" to get this book and listen to Marc's WTF!
it will move the deepest crevasses of your soul! the Marc Platform will make you: smile, laugh, get mad, get happy, empathize, sympathize and maybe even learn a few things about being a "road worrier!"
Bless you Marc! you are my hero and bigger brother! (i hope boomer is in a better place - in this timeline or any other cosmic universe!)
- Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2013I have been listening to Marc Maron on his "WTF" podcast for a couple of years now , and I always find something new to like about it. Mr Maron is a smart , insightful person , a wonderful interviewer , and really gets the most from his interview subjects. I have also seen him live doing his standup act , and , I think he is one of the funniest , most honest comedians working today.His book is a funny , wickedly honest version about being Marc Maron , in all it's trials , tribulations and pain that he carries around with him . It was a good read , I found myself laughing out loud a few times. although , I had previously heard some of the chapters in some of his bits , either on TV , or in person , it didn't make reading them any less funny .He is an original voice , and I hope his current success with his new IFC show , and his other ventures continues.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2016A lot of ATTEMPTING NORMAL addresses my questions for comedians: “Why are you like this?” and “What happened to you?” The answers I find are doozies. Surprise, he’s got crazy parents. Isn’t that always part of the reason? He’s a former addict, a recovering rageaholic, and, twice divorced. The stories he tells in this book are real and compelling and some of them cut to the very core of the human condition. Like all good comedians, he’s a great storyteller. His writing is intelligent and insightful and I’m glad to have found it. I think this guy’s got a good heart, too. Through all his musings and misadventures, he proves himself to be very self-aware and accepting, owning all the s***ty things he’s done, but still in the fight, trying to be a better person, to make some bigger contribution. The big takeaway from this book, kind of the catch-phrase, if you will, is, “people make a mess.” And then they go on.
“I look at every book as a self-help book,” Maron says. Yeah, I get that. I read this book looking for what I’m supposed to do next. (Kidding. Kind of.)
It’s not all doom and gloom, this book.
Well, it kind of is. But it’s funny and it’s smart and it puts into words a lot of the things I wish I could talk about in my own writing.
“We’re all carrying around some s***. When you hear the things people have gone through and realize you’ve gone through the same, it provides an amazing amount of relief. It give us hope. And I think that’s what we’re supposed to get from each other. The hope that, maybe, just maybe, we’re going to be okay. Maybe.” ― Marc Maron, Attempting Normal
- Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2014I recently saw Marc on Real Time with Bill Maher. I remembered him from a One Night Stand special on HBO years ago. I was lucky to find his HBO special on demand, and it was as hilarious as I remembered. His podcasts are equally entertaining. I bought his book because since I enjoyed his comedy so much, I wanted to get to know him better. His book accomplishes that. It's not a great work of art, but if you want to get to know Marc better, I highly recommend it. This is the first ebook I've purchased with audio clips. It was great to hear Marc's voice speaking about the topic you've just read. His book also reminded me of his show on IFC, which I hope to start watching soon. I need more of Marc's comedy in my life!!!
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dtReviewed in France on June 11, 20225.0 out of 5 stars Maron fails and rules
Great read. Great comedian
EhecaReviewed in Mexico on January 23, 20195.0 out of 5 stars Never thought he would write as good as he talks.
Love Marc Maron therefore I thought I was going to love his book, for that solely reason, but I loved it because it is well written too.
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Maikel SommandasReviewed in the Netherlands on September 13, 20173.0 out of 5 stars Een goed verteld verhaal met een melancholische ondertoon
Het boek is verdeeld in twee gedeelten. Het eerste gaat over zijn pogingen om normaal te zijn en het tweede deel waarin hij normaal is. De meeste indruk heeft het laatste hoofdstuk op mij gemaakt. Het is een een speech die op een festival gegeven heeft. Als je wilt weten of het boek iets voor je is, dan raad ik je aan om dat hoofdstuk te lezen voor je het boek koopt.
Lachie GaudionReviewed in Australia on October 3, 20205.0 out of 5 stars Very Enjoyable
Great read, read the first 2/3 in one day and then tried to savour the rest. You'll read the whole thing in his voice if you're familiar with his stand-up!
Amazon CustomerReviewed in India on April 7, 20175.0 out of 5 stars The book is awesome! But the quality of the print is terrible
The book is awesome! But the quality of the print is terrible! The book even arrived with a torn cover!



