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Awkward Moments (not found in your average) Children's Bible - Vol. 1 by [Gilgamesh, Horus]

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"Simply incredible. The book features beautiful/disturbing illustrations of Bible passages that no Christians want to admit are in their holy book. If you have to read a Bible, this is the one to read. It's the equivalent of learning a new language and immediately looking up all the curse words." - Hemant Meta, The Friendly Atheist

"It might take reading books like this one to jolt some Christians to the actual reading of some of the "awkward moments" of the Bible shown. [This book] helps Christians to awaken to being able to critically think and respond to the [Bible verses] raised up. - Dan Kimball, pastor at Vintage Faith Church, author of Adventures in Churchland

"Sign me up for volume 2 and every other volume that ever comes out." - The American Jesus

"[The book] has proved successful at garnering the attention of Christians, many of whom were initially outraged at the Awkward Bible's depiction of the Bible and Christ. But many atheists and Christians stayed on the site and ultimately began having conversations with one another." - The Christian Post

"So sick and tired of Noah's arkbeing portrayed as nothing more than a fun, pleasant animal cruise, itwas satisfying to finally see the waters filled with corpses, as theysurely must have been." - Picture Books Review

"Entertaining and thought-provoking! Awkward Moments uses humor as an important educational tool, challenging believers and non-believers alike to really think about the Bible's contents and historical context."  - David G. McAfee, author of Mom, Dad, I'm an Atheist

"Just like the Bible, this book isn't actually suitable for children. But it is a funny look at ugly and absurd verses that Christians typically just gloss over or ignore." - Brain Hulk

About the Author

HORUS GILGAMESH was raised Catholic before being "born again" in college when he began following a calling toward full-time ministry. Early on, his efforts were focused on youth evangelism and Biblical literacy around the world. When he was on a missions trip to Africa, a fearless young boy approached, pleading, "Chakula? Maji?"- the Swahili words for "food" and "water." Unfortunately, Horus had no food or water to offer the poor child - only Bibles. A few days later, Horus met a humanitarian relief worker from Spain who shared five simple words of wisdom that would change his life forever - "Empty stomachs have no ears." Horus realized that he was not meeting the very real needs of the people he was hoping to help - he was struggling to finding a purpose in his own life, as a self righteous servant of his Creator. To many Christians, the most important gift you could ever give to a man is a chance at eternal life through the Gospel of Jesus Christ - the Living Water. But what about this life? There are billions who would give anything for a drink of regular old H2O.

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  • File Size: 26548 KB
  • Print Length: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Awkward Bible (April 13, 2014)
  • Publication Date: April 13, 2014
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00G1744GM
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #133,673 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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