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Baby's First Tattoo Hardcover – May 3, 2002
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About the Author
Jim Mullen has seven brothers and sisters and sixteen nieces and nephews. When not in therapy, he writes the "Hot Sheet" column for Entertainment Weekly and is the author of It Takes a Village Idiot, a memoir of moving from Manhattan to a small town in the Catskills.
Top Customer Reviews
Some gems from the pages include: "Diameter of baby's head" followed thereafter by "Diameter of hole baby's head came through." There are places to record baby's first projectile vomit, and even baby's first DWI. There's even a ledger of expenses you can fill out which start out with hospital expenses and even include cost of spring break, cost of first auto repair, and cost of "finding oneself".
This is funny, funny stuff. It's not intended to be a serious memory book for any child, but it provided me, a parent, with plenty of giggles.
Granted, if you are looking for a traditional fill-in-the-milestone baby book, this isn't it. But, if you (or the parent-to-be) would like a little humor mixed in with the diaper bags and layettes, this book is perfect.
On the days when parenthood is more than a little daunting, I pick it up for a much needed laugh.
5 stars for orginality.
5 stars for funny.
5 stars for thank god I don't have to use this on my children!
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I buy this book for all of my friends as they become new moms, but I think it's time for the publishers to revamp it as it's becoming increasingly outdated. Read morePublished 5 months ago by Katie
This book is a must have for any new moms and dads who are from Generation X. (1965-1984) They will get it. MUST HAVE!Published 9 months ago by Michael A. Riley
Gave it as a shower gift and it provided hours of entertainment which avoided stupid games I was a hit!Published 9 months ago by sarah e johnson
This book is a hilarious answer to all the super cheesy "baby's first" books out there. Unfortunately, it's not super useable as a record of your baby's first year. Read morePublished 10 months ago by Kristin R.
I wish they had this book when my daughter was little! Perfect for the alternative parent -- it's hysterical. Read morePublished 12 months ago by jan tetzlaff