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Baby's First Tattoo Hardcover – May 3, 2002
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About the Author
Jim Mullen has seven brothers and sisters and sixteen nieces and nephews. When not in therapy, he writes the "Hot Sheet" column for Entertainment Weekly and is the author of It Takes a Village Idiot, a memoir of moving from Manhattan to a small town in the Catskills.
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Some gems from the pages include: "Diameter of baby's head" followed thereafter by "Diameter of hole baby's head came through." There are places to record baby's first projectile vomit, and even baby's first DWI. There's even a ledger of expenses you can fill out which start out with hospital expenses and even include cost of spring break, cost of first auto repair, and cost of "finding oneself".
This is funny, funny stuff. It's not intended to be a serious memory book for any child, but it provided me, a parent, with plenty of giggles.
I thought this book was going to be funny abd witty, but still a usable "baby's first" book. I loved the idea of recording all the funny/embarrassing/not so celebrated things children do and I'd always said I wanted this book when I had a baby. I was so disappointed. Instead, it was just stupid; with the majority of "firsts" being things that most parents would not actually experience or just so outlandish that it spoiled the whole book.
A great idea executed very poorly.
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