"This book gave me a pain in the heart, although I am pretty sure that was the fault of that meatball and bacon salad that I had for breakfast." - Graham Kerr
"Forget about butterflies. I felt the whole darned zoo running around in the pit of my stomach after I got done reading this collection of horrorific love stories. You might want to cover your eyes while you read it." - Hannibal Lector
"I need me a new arrow. A pointed one, with some poison on the tip." - Cupid
From the Author
Let me tell you about love.
Love can be a real horror show. Love can also be as funny as watching a banana peel slip upon another banana peel. Love can make you smile all day long, sort of like an open mouth cheek retractor.
If you want to go and Google up the term "open mouth cheek retractor" you go ahead and be my guest. But don't blame me if you gag just a little.
You were warned...