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I could not resist falling in love with them. Who wouldn't love to have a group of friends like Darci, Lisa and, Jodi. Their filthy vocabulary was to die for, so unique and effing hilarious!!
The Badcock Tour starts off when Darci who works as a writer in the porn industry. Walks in her boyfriend/boss office and finds him balls deep in his receptionist. With that horrible image she quickly dumps him and quits. Single and unemployed Darci ends up getting shit faced with her cocksister Lisa. Who gets the the bright idea to travel to London to see their other cocksister Jodi.
The plan was to get together and fly to Ireland and have as many dick adventures as possible.
Finally turn the tables on all "cuntsicles" such as this gals would say. Men are capable of sleeping around and enjoying themselves. Why not them?
All is good until their adventure takes a slight negative turn. They end up getting chased, arrested and kidnapped.
Will the cocksisters be able to get out of this mess? And will they find a permanent cockride? Read to find out you won't be disappointed.
If you enjoy a good sense of humor with crazy escapades. Filthy sex conversations, and plenty of hot men. I highly recommend reading Badcock Tour.
Now to the good stuff ....
Badcock Tour was a motherloving riot!!! I've never laughed so hard at a book in my life. Three friends set off on a summer tour filled with laughs, drinks and a whole bunch of d***, what more can you ask for?
I enjoyed this book so much because of how relatable it is to me and my friends. Granted, we've never gone on a d*** tour, but we've definitely enjoyed tons of laughs and boat loads of alcohol.
Lisa and Jodi are the definition of ride or die. You need those friends who will call you on your shit, then turn around and kick someone's ass for you, and these were your girls. My best friends are exactly like this, so I appreciated them that much more.
I would be Darcie in this best friend trio, because she was the most level headed and had the most sense. I mean, except for that back room office .... nevermind. That was hot as f*** though.
This story draws you in with its humor and keeps you hooked with the kink and sexiness. I certainly wasn't expecting the twist in the middle of the story, but it made for an excellent dramatic pause.
Overall, I'd give this book 5 kinky/funny stars. I love what makes me laugh, so I'm definitely in love with this story. The subtlies of this story made me love it as well. Something as simple as a group of funny last names made me love it that much more.
I'm always here for an happy ending and I was happy to see Darcie get hers. I can't wait to see what else is in store for this crazy trio. I'm hoping Lisa and Jodi get their own books because I know those will be just as amazing as Darcie's.
Thanks again Christine, I'm recommending Badcock Tour to everyone!!
~•~ Your abs have been worked over from laughter better than any "magical-results-promising, piece of must-have work out equipment, that comes-with-a-set-of-steak-knives-&-a-swivel-broom-if-you-buy-it-right-now!" could ever have achieved.
~•~ Your face muscles are sore from being perpetually either pulled into a Cheshire grin or wrapped around a cocktail glass.
~•~ You've lost your voice from the amount of yelling, talking & singing of songs lyrics you've belted out from the first moment you arrived up until the last second you leave.
~•~ Your luggage is lighter because most of your panties haven't survived the trip... accidentally peeing while laughing is something you really should see someone about.
~•~ Your liver is begging you to please only drink water & cold-pressed organic vegetable juice for the next month to ensure survival... of you both.
~•~ You're so tired you can barely drag your fatigued limbs back into your house from all the dancing, nonsense and shenanigans you've been up to... well, the ones you can remember at least.
~•~ However, you're still ready to ride your significant other like the jockey of a champion racehorse because all the sex talk has you so amped up your usually easily tamed lady business has turned into a feral beast.
BUT MOSTLY... you've never been happier in your life.
Well... THAT my fellow book sisters is what reading this epic book is like.
Christine Besze has written the stuffing outta the sisterhood experience for any gal that has a sense of humour, an open mind & a happy downtown area.
It's smart, witty, clever, funny and filled with so many one liners that you'll end up highlighting nearly every line in the book.
But that's not all - not by a long shot.
It's intriguing, engaging, suspenseful & will tug on more than a few of your feels. It's hot, sexy & the men... sweet baby cheeses... the men!
Darcie, Lisa & Jodi are the bomb & they will remind you of any, many or every best friend you've ever had. I for one simply can not wait until their next epic adventure!
In the mean time, I'm buying a set of feminine area weights to work on my kegels. I wonder if they'll come with a set of steak knives...
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