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The Battle for Alien Relish: How the Five Hive restored the Funk (a Futa Transgender Cthulhu Sci-Fi) (Triangulum Stain Book 2) by [Johnson, Moctezuma]
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  • File Size: 1202 KB
  • Print Length: 59 pages
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  • Publication Date: January 9, 2016
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01AEBULTO
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Last summer I indulged myself in a WTF Friday read of Triangulum Stain by Moctezuma Johnson. It was pure b-grade schlock, a literary science fiction cheese-fest (with a sexually subversive spin) that played with all the alien invasion tropes. I enjoyed it, but lamented that the story really just stopped, with only a suggestion of an end, and left me with a lot of questions.

Fortunately, Johnson has since reopened the case (and provided some answers), introducing The Battle for Alien Relish as the second book of the Triangulum Stain series. Basically, without spoiling too much of either book, the ladies of the Five Hive were a tad too successful in stopping Dildoggeddon, and now the entire universe is dying, robbed of the lust and the passions that drive us as a species.

There is a lot going on in this second book, but the breathless sort of reading experience is entirely suited to the story being told. It's a bold, busy, and bewildering, but somehow the convergence of sci-fi schlock, monster erotica, and ribald humor really works. Johnson opens up the world here, taking us outside the confines of the original Andromeda Strain homage, and lets his imagination run wild, this time using the Cthulhu mythos (and celebrity pop culture) as his inspiration.

The absurdity of The Battle for Alien Relish simultaneously amuses and arouses, making it not just for mature readers only, but also for intelligent (and open minded) ones.
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So, I couldn’t find words to describe this author that is an amazing wordsmith, any better than Bob Milne did, so I reverted to the poetic. This is MJ.

Moctezuma is one of a kind
A congruent of a misfit, a rebel, a trouble maker
But there is no doubt in him we’ve found
A master of the melodious cadence of his creative gift, poured unto our unsuspecting minds
Tearing the word canvas with incendiary flavors of combustible and corrosive visions
Provoking with biting edges tapping his ingenious imagination, impassioned, bold
Leaving his readers confused, amassed by wonder, amused and aroused
For he is one of a kind that challenges the conservative
With a vision to change the world
And behold, for he just might.

Keep going MJ, you've got a fan for life! Mwuah!
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Another hit for MJ! I thoroughly enjoyed the entertainment value in this story as much as I the first book. A definitely MUST read, as usual, for any of MJ's books.

Any fan/reader of will not be disappointed in this book. It is truly written in MJ's fun style, which only gets better with each book I read.
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I admit my bias as a straight-up fan of MJ's work. Part of the reason is because he just keeps getting better and more imaginative. This is a must-read.
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Never have I read such a crazy story with a great meaning. I'll expound more in my review on my blog theardentrose.com a bj for mj. Xxxx
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