Battle New York: Day Two
Laura Sommers is hearing voices in her head and consults with a psychiatrist. The therapy is suddenly cut short when New York City is rocked by an alien invasion. Laura is knocked out and awakens to an empty, abandoned city. A drifter, Neil, finds Laura and takes her to safety. He's mentally unbalanced, and ramblingly tries to explain the danger they're in. He seems to know more than he should about the invasion, but at least he keeps her out of sight of the alien vehicles -- and the attacks of mind-controlled zombies, the remnants of the human population. In a darkened warehouse, a tattered band of survivors struggles to stay undetected. Fighting off the zombies, Laura and Neil join the group, and together, they begin to understand the aliens' battle plan. The rest of the city's population has been enslaved. The only ones who have kept their humanity are those with imbalances in brain chemistry -- that is, mental patients. The alien nanotechnology operation to enslave the normal population has no effect on them. They're the only ones who can thwart the aliens' plans. Laura must fight off the zombies to reach the Alpha, the controller, to make the city safe for the survivors. But the voices in her head are growing stronger...
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On days I feel like staying up or can't sleep ill bust out my vita, pop in my head phones and watch the endless stream of awfull movies on Netflix streaming. Battle New York day 2 is just one of them. This movie stood out because of the name. As if we'd really believe that this is a sequel to battle Los Angeles. You'd have to be pretty dense or ignorant to think that this movie is on the same level as battle la. Now I love bad movies. You never know when you'll find a gem like Satans little Helper, troll 2, evil dead, or Twilight. But battle New York is just unwatchable.
It starts out with these two ladies, one of which is a doctor the other a mental patient soon to be released because she was hearing sounds and voices. They're both looking over the bay at the Statue of Liberty. What are saying? I have no clue because of the background noise. I guess you're suppose to be hearing what she's hearing but it's just awful white noise that drives you crazy. Then a flash of light appears and everyone disappears and not in a cool dramatic way. I mean they show shots of a kinda busy back New York street to a still of the same street except they were lucky enough to keep people out of the picture. Pure genius. Any way the girl that was the mental patient wakes up in the secluded area of New York and can't find a soul. She continues to walk around looking for people. showing close ups of her feet walking and close ups of her eyes while the audio plays an overwhelming sound of wind, looping the same sound over and over. this literally goes on for almost 5 minutes and you will want to kill yourself.
Finally this stupid gyro robot comes out and chases her. They show another close of her eyes and her feet running. I guess they had to do this to avoid filming in a busy New York back street. The camera shakes like its trying to be a JJ Abrahms film but fails to capture anything that can be considered a rational shot. So this horrible cgi robot is chasing her down a side walk. So How does she escape? Does she fall in the sewer? Does she end up killing the machine. Does someone else kill it? Does an army chopper pick her up. Nope. A bum comes around the corner and they turn right down the next street. Yup. Apparently gyros can't turn to the right. It must've made 4 lefts and by the time it did they were gone.
Anyway this bum takes her to his hideout and he's all weird and crazy. They talk about some crap that....I don't know. at this point I was ready to blowy brains out. They leave hide out for whatever reason and find some people standing in the street just starring at her. Then they attack her, making horrible zombie noises and acting even worse at it. These were absolutely the worst excuses for zombies I've ever seen literally, and I've seen more b zombie movies than I can count. It offended me to the point of laughing how bad these zombies were. The looks and sounds they made was pure slapstick. You'd think that how popular zombies are now a days, even the extras would understand how to play a better zombie. These actors had their eyes rolled back and hands out with their fingers curled.
At this point it was either turn the movie off or make my wife a widow. I realize there's bad movies out there. I also realize those bad movies are made by film students or upcoming directors that get their hands on a small budget. But battle New York day 2 is just bad, it's bad bad. It fails at every corner to do anything right. My tv tech 2 film from high school was better. It's called " team alpha care" it's on YouTube. I play Sucking Justice. Watch it or be destroyed.