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RECIPE FOR A HUBERT KERASCOET TASTY GRAPHIC CASSEROLE
BASIC INGREDIENTS
>>> A piece of old-style fable.
>>> A small piece of strong moral lesson.
>>> A children-books graphic style verjus.
>>> A bunch of spices. Please include the following:
~~ A pinch of strong coloured darkness.
~~ A tablespoon of sex .
~~ A teaspoon of nudity
~~ A handful of war and fights.
~~ Outrageously good but smoky heroes.
~~ Outrageously bad but disgusting villains.
~~ A sachet of naivety.
~~ A sachet of human stupidity.
~~ A sachet of wisdom.
~~ A pinch of good common sense.
>>> Cooking oils
~~ A tablespoon of love-yourself oil.
~~ A tablespoon of epiphany oil.
>>> Full-colour colouring.
>>> Seasoning to your liking
~~ Salty lettering.
~~ Peppery vignettes.
MARINADE
Put your fable to marinate in a container, together with the moral lesson, an the verjus. Stir through. Now add half a litre of adventure, half of children-book graphics and the bunch of spices. Stir the fable trough, and let it stay overnight so the flavours get through.
PREPARATION
Take the marinated fable out of the fridge in the morning, put everything it in an earthy casserole, add the two types of oil and the colouring. Now is the time to add, raw, the different sorts of beautiful stuff. The recipe recommends those from the brand Food for Thought:
}~Mind what you wish for.
}~Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
}~Beauty ideals vary from culture to culture.
}~Beauty is in the inside.
}~Kingdoms were lost because of a woman's beauty.
}~Unless you don't see yourself beautiful you won't believe you are.
}~ Beauty is not what you wear is what you are.
}~Beauty halo, also called halo effect.
}~ What you see in the mirror and what other people see are different things.
}~Only brutes put beauty at the top of women qualities.
}~Women don't need to be beautiful to ha a decent relationship.
}~Society is obsessed with superficial flitting beauty.
Let the whole casserole simmer slowly for a few hours and until Beauty is ready. Before retiring from the stove, increase the heat for five minutes more.
Season to your liking.
Voila, the Hubert Kerascoet grown-ups casserole is ready. What a mindfully tasty and gorgeously plated casserole.
Enjoy!
TYPO IN THE SAUCE!
"Beauty, you will be my Queen, and nothing can SEPERATE us."
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