- File Size: 130 KB
- Print Length: 56 pages
- Publisher: Antoinette Bergin (June 7, 2011)
- Publication Date: June 7, 2011
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B0055047H2
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #87,809 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate Kindle Edition
|Length: 56 pages||Word Wise: Enabled||Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled|
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Top Customer Reviews
This collection of 10 tales is perfect for some light reading while on the bus, train, passenger car, pontoon, frigate, steamer, 18-wheeler, x-wing, y-wing, tardis or bar stool. Worth every penny and more.
If you want something that is quick to read and quirky, go for this. Make sure no-one is reading over your shoulder :)
On the Kindle side, it is distracting that the font changes half way thorugh the book. Disappointing.
Three stars overall because it was fun but I wont read it again, it just didnt quite work for me enough to rate it higher.
That said, it was well worth 99 cents, and stories like "Kevin's First and last Trip to the Zoo" may not increase bedwetting or therapy bills but are fun to read aloud with weary parents, grade school teachers and other people with a grudge against the young.
It's 10 short stories that end either badly or very badly. They're all funny and they're just perfect if you've burnt out on textbooks and need to remind yourself that you can still read for fun.
Warning for cat lovers, skip "Will Fluffy Live Forever?"
The stories themselves are decent. They have some adult content, so don't plan on reading them to your kids. Mid to late teens should be fine with them and will probably enjoy them.
These "children" stories are about as far from typical bedtime stories as you can imagine and are hysterical if you can imagine someone actually reading them a child or grandchild.
I suppose this book isn't for everyone. I suppose more people can see the humor in a book like "Go the F to Sleep" (especially hearing Samuel Jackson read it), but for those who can laugh at themselves and the world around them, this is the book for you.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
A lot of errors but also a lot of clever writing, considering how cheap it is., I feel like it's worth the entertainment. Though I would hesitate to buy more.Published 9 days ago by Kindle Customer
Bedtime Stories for Children you Hate was very hilarious and entertaining. A great selection with a bit of a punch at the end.Published 1 month ago by Gloria
I did a lot of babysitting growing up, and this would have been the ultimate refresh and unwind book once I got done babysitting.Published 3 months ago by A. D. Hale
pretty funny joke gift. The stories are amusing. Its NOT a childrens book.Published 4 months ago by SF
I have a twisted thinking pattern like this writer. It feels wonderful to laugh at others who think like yourself and hear their comedic tales! I to nannied.... I so understand!Published 5 months ago