From the Author
Sell your Soul Button: Whenever pushed, this red (but flecked with gold) button deposits $1,000,000 into your bank account.
The only price: it also shaves three years off your lifespan every time you push it.
Will you push it?
How many times?
The Combusti-Button: One tap of this big round button will destroy any one cultural phenomenon.
Examples: memes, Facebook, hashtags, a specific music type, a specific slang word, a new fashion, et cetera.
You only get to use it once.
Wanna push it?
Whatcha gonna combust?
The Duplication Button: One press of this unassuming button can be a powerful thing.
If you use it, any one person in the world will adopt your moral code, your intellect, and your view of the world. They'll still be themselves physically, but their mental state and beliefs will resemble yours.
You only get to push it once.
If so, who's your target?
Big Red Shiny Buttons - the most fun you'll ever have in a book.