Bikini Girls on Ice [Blu-ray]
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A brilliant mix of Friday the 13th and Urban Legend, BIKINI GIRLS ON ICE is classic slash-action that horror fans everywhere will die for!
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So you've got these college girls participating in a bikini car wash to raise money. Unfortunately, the old school bus they managed to commandeer by flirting with a little guy so mousy he should have had whiskers breaks down along the way, smack dab in the middle of nowhere. They manage to make it to an old abandoned gas station, so their Mr. Fix-it can get the parts to fix the bus - but it's going to take several hours. Naturally, the girls decide to go ahead and open up the car wash right there. While all of this is going on, girls start entering the station one by one and not returning - a fact which none of their brain-dead friends ever seem to notice. This station, I should note, was apparently built using TARDIS technology, as it's at least five times bigger inside than out, providing lots of little rooms and shelved halls for the girls to wander through saying "Is anybody there?" Of course, somebody is there - our stereotypical killer Moe. All we ever really learn about Moe is that he's apparently never taken a bath, can't or chooses not to speak, and enjoys dry humping nothing but air after committing murder. Oh, yeah, he sometimes puts the bodies on ice, for no apparent reason. Who is this guy? Why does he kill?Read more ›
This is a by-the-numbers slasher flick, with all the usual elements: Good Girl Protagonist, Morally Corrupt Associates, The Cute Guy She Really Likes, Abandoned Setting, Warning By Kooky Local Which Goes Ignored, People Going Off Alone So They Can Be Easily Killed, Killer With Vanishing Skills That Would Make A Ninja Green With Envy, and the Indestructible Killer (did I miss any? I tend to avoid slasher movies, so I may have missed a few).
However, there were two important points the makers missed, the Killer's Backstory and the Virgin's Revenge. Now, with the Killer's Backstory, I'm sure that had there been one it would have made little difference in the overall quality of the film, but it would've been nice to have some reason why he did what he did.
My degree in Armchair Psychology tells me this guy grew up in an abusive home by a single parent (I'm not sure which). Given his penchant for cutting off his victims' bikini tops, either he watched as his father brought home women and focused on their breasts or his mother liked going around the house topless. As for his apparent sexual thrusting during his kills, he was probably caught masturbating and beaten within an inch of his life and now has severe performance anxiety.
As for the Virgin's Revenge, missing this one is practically a cardinal sin. You've seen it once, you've seen it a million times.Read more ›
So far, so familiar, and ever so slightly worrying. However, I was immediately struck when watching Bikini Girls On Ice by the high quality of the cinematography. For the most part, and considering the context of the type of film it is, it looks really good. I'm presuming it was shot on HD, which would certainly account for some of the film's look. However, it must be said that the film doesn't feature a mass of static shots and wobbly handheld silliness that plagues many of its contemporaries. I was genuinely really impressed with the look of this film.
Also of a surprising quality is the acting. Okay, we're not seeing any award-winning performances here. What we are seeing is a bunch of actors all doing relatively well. There really aren't many weak links, and so the consistency adds up to being another plus in the movie's favour.
The script is a bit of a problem. The story is familiar and slight. The dialogue is clunky and unnatural sounding. The beginning zips along nicely, but the pacing becomes an issue about halfway through (I'll be coming to the problems with the second half in a moment).Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
One of the worst films I've ever seen. Terrible acting, plot, and cinematography. One nude scene...is that the only reason this film was released? Save yourself the time.Published 21 months ago by Living the Dream
I'm no expert on slasher movies but i thought the acting in this indy movie was pretty good - for those of yopu who like slasher movies, this one's pretty good.Published on June 8, 2013 by Waterboy
nice item. price is good. couldnt have asked for anything more. i was pleased with the overall purchase and everything.Published on January 25, 2013 by penpal8675309
This is a little Canadian film that lives up exactly to its title. There are alot of girls and yes they get killed while wearing bikinis. Read morePublished on October 24, 2011 by looneyguy01