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"Many times, I found myself smiling if not outright chuckling at the witty one-liners that his characters presented as well as the situations that they found themselves in as the story unfolded." - J.L. Whitehead from Examiner.com

"Rick Gualtieri brings something to the vampire genre that has not been seen before and I love it!"

"There are many parts throughout the series that had me cracking up"

"I would definitely suggest this to those who like raunchy, nerdy, vampire stories. As in, go read and/or listen to this! "

"This is freaking hilarious! "

"His quips and remarks remind me of Ash from Army of Darkness or Jack Burton from John Carpenters Big Trouble in Little China."

"The characters are amazing, the writing is solid, and the books have had me laughing out loud at times."

"This is one of the funniest thing I have ever read. I had tears running down my face. "

"I'm not sure if I'm exaggerating here, but it's been a while that I've been this excited after reading a first book in a new urban fantasy series."

"If this doesn't get turned into a movie I will give up on Hollywood forever."

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Welcome to The Tome of Bill - the series that drags the vampire genre out into the sunlight ... and watches it ... um ... crumble to dust. Oops! I really need to stop doing that.

Anyway, this is the story of Bill Ryder, a wise-cracking, D&D playing programmer who learns the hard way that vampires and other monsters are real. Action, adventure, and lots of laughs follow as Bill and his friends try to survive the dark underworld of these paranormal terrors. Buckle up, folks, because shit's about to get surreal.

Writing these books puts a huge smile on my face. I sincerely hope you have as much fun reading them.

The complete Tome of Bill series includes (in order):
Bill the Vampire (book 1)
Scary Dead Things (book 2)
The Mourning Woods (book 3)
Holier Than Thou (book 4)
Sunset Strip: a TOB adventure
Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5) 
Half A Prayer (book 6) 
The Wicked Dead (book 7) 
Shining Fury: a TOB adventure
The Last Coven (book 8)

Bill of the Dead Series:
Strange Days (book 1)
Everyday Horrors (book 2)

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4.0 out of 5 stars This is what happens when shy nerdy guys (like the Big Bang Theory group) get turned..
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