Bite the Big One!: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy (The Full Monty Book 1) Kindle Edition
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From the Author
But who was I to talk?
When I was a child, I wanted to be a ballet dancer, or a gymnast, or even a swordfish (admittedly I was suffering from hallucinations brought on by a fever at the time). I never, ever, in my wildest moments, thought that when I grew up, I'd be the chronicle of the dead. Nor would I have wanted to. The dead don't keep office hours and certainly don't respect your privacy when you're on the loo. And they don't pay. I had to resort to selling sex aids to geriatrics just to keep a roof over my head.
On the plus side, I was never out of work. There was always a queue of them (the dead that is, not geriatrics). Wherever you turned they were there, trying all sorts of mad tricks to catch your attention, wanting to pass on the messages they hadn't had the forethought to pass on before they did. But someone didn't want one of the messages to be delivered. Someone who wasn't entirely in the land of the living themselves. Someone who was willing to go to extreme lengths to shut me up.
About the Author
Until recently, Frank won every battle, forcing Sharon into a life based on most probable outcome and, to give him his credit, it has led to a fairly comfortable if rather boring life so far.
Then Misty took up kick boxing and gave Frank a good kick in the goodies.
Sharon lives with her husband in a little village north of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. She doesn't have a cat.
Visit Sharon's website at sharonkaraa.co.uk/
- ASIN : B00MRLX7PA
- Publication date : October 30, 2014
- Language : English
- File size : 1007 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 284 pages
- Lending : Enabled
- Best Sellers Rank: #763,213 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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