Blue Q Hand Sanitizer - Cleaner Than Shit

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Blue Q Hand Sanitizer - Cleaner Than Shit

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Use extra if you actually see shit.
With soothing extracts of Aloe Vera.
2 oz./ 59 ml.
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For those us us that may have some dirty chores to do around the house. This will make your hands cleaner than S*#$. With soothing extracts of aloe to make your hands silky smooth and super clean. 2oz. Made in the U.S.A.

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Product Dimensions: 3 x 1 x 5 inches ; 2.88 ounces
Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
ASIN: B004EE2DJY
UPC: 092657017395
Average Customer Review: 447 customer reviews
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #267,370 in Beauty & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Beauty & Personal Care)
- #1003 in Health & Household > Health Care > First Aid > Antibiotics & Antiseptics > Hand Sanitizers
- #6627 in Beauty & Personal Care > Foot, Hand & Nail Care > Foot & Hand Care

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Katee Adams

Love this, great idea!!

December 30, 2016

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

Package came on time, wrapped very well. No damage at all.. happy with this purchase! There are many different bottle labels to choose from, a little on the expensive side but worth it for the novelty. It came just as advertised.

I bought these bottles as gag gifts for stockings in my house. My 2 younger boys both got a "Thanks For Scooping My Poop" and my teen and guy got "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals".
My younger kids always need that reminder to wash hands after cleaning the cat box, and lets face it, these older guys need frequent reminders about hands being in their pants "adjusting" themselves. This was an awesome reminder for everyone!

The sanitizer itself is a plain, generic sanitizer. Works like it should. The bottle is awesome and can/will be refilled with a larger bottle I will buy at the drugstore so the bottles can be around keeping germs at bay for a long time to come!
I will be buying a few more bottles as cute gag gifts, and am going to choose one for myself to carry around in my purse. Nothing like offering for someone to use some sanitizer and watching their face when they see the bottles! Definitely recommend this!

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For those who worry......

SomeGuy

December 31, 2017

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

I purchased this for my sister (a prolific hand washer) and she loved it. This is her fear, touching the hands of someone who maybe just touched their genitals, someone who maybe forgot to wash their hands after using the restroom, someone whose hand hygiene just doesn't meet the standards of today's sterile hand population. I'm sure this water-less soap will be used up in a week, but she got a good laugh and appreciated this joke gift still had a purpose.

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MichelleTop Contributor: Pets

Too Funny!!

December 27, 2016

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

Bought this as a stocking stuffer for my tattoo artist husband. He always has funny stuff on his counter. I figured this would be a great ice breaker before a tattoo to offer clients or use himself since he's constantly using sanitizer. When its empty he can refill with his sanitizer and keep using it for awhile.

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JShopper

Funny gift

October 11, 2017

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

Hilarious gift. Caught my sister off guard and forgot to tell her it was from me. She kept asking around- I let her squirm for a little while about it. When I told her it was from me she laughed so hard! Hilarious!

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FrankiesMomHasGotItGoingOn

Just funny stuff right here - bonus if its actually antibacterial

October 25, 2017

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

Just funny stuff right here - bonus if its actually antibacterial, but who cares if it isn't.. its just funny to hand out!

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JDRanger

A+

December 11, 2016

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

Funny! And it works as a hand sanitizer.

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L & F

Great Gag Gift Idea

December 27, 2017

Color: Multi-coloredVerified Purchase

Wanted a laugh, and totally got it. Great gag gift idea. Glad I bought it. Would definitely buy again.

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Ha ha

December 30, 2016

Color: Touched GenitalsVerified Purchase

Purchased this for a gag stocking stuffer. It is hilarious. The picture, text, and package it comes in is hilarious. A funny purchase.

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Darb

Well received gag gift.

Published 3 days ago

Jasmine

Very funny gift, using this for secret santa

Published 27 days ago

David Vitulli

GREAT PRODUCT SHIPPED VERY QUICKLY NO BAD NEWS

Published 28 days ago

shalian aponte

Nothing quite like the truth to gain some perspective!

Published 1 month ago

Krystal Katsouleris

I have a feeling this present will be passive aggressive ...

I have a feeling this present will be passive aggressive enough to either piss my mother off on the most peaceful of all days, or actually make her laugh once she puts her reading...Read more

Published 1 month ago

Aaron Robison

This should be a staple on most offices in a cubicle farm.

Perfect for the office! It has your basic hand sanitizer inside, with a fantastic message that some could still use.

Published 2 months ago

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