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The Boomer Bible Paperback – January 10, 1991
2 Which was a very good book indeed, but so many things happened since the beginning,
3 That Maybe it was time for another bible,
4 So a punk from Philadelphia wrote a new one,
5 And so it is called The Boomer Bible,
6 So there.
7 And Its Past Testament tells the history of the world, including the Book of Greeks, Book of Brits, Book of Yanks, Book of Russkies, and all the other self-proclaimed Chosen Nations,
8 And people sticking each other with pointed sticks, and acting up, which is called civilization,
9 And also about religion and art and movies and literature, and TV, and so forth, which is why there are also the Books of Pnowlege,
10 Including Psongs, Psayings, and Psomethings,
11 Written just like the other Bible but without any big unpronounceable words,
12 So that you and I might truly understand it,
13 For a change.
14 And Its Present Testament tells about the coming of Harry, and The Way of Harry,
15 Who may be the messiah everybody has been waiting for,
16 Unless he really isn't,
17 Which is hard to say,
18 So there.
19 And there is also The Book of Harrier Brayer together with the Harrier Hymnal,
20 And another Testament too,
21 And Concordance, and a lenticular hand on the cover.
22 And It is not for the faint of heart,
23 Or the easily offended,
24 Or the priggish or the prudish,
25 But who cares,
26 Because neither was Candide, or Swift's A Modest Proposal, or Rabelais, or Lenny Bruce
28 Or all the other satires and satirists who felt the need to warn us when we have gone astray,
29 Which we have,
29 Which you'll know all about,
31 If you read your Boomer Bible,
32 Or there.
Over 87,000 copies in print.
- Print length880 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherWorkman Publishing Company
- Publication dateJanuary 10, 1991
- Dimensions6 x 2 x 8.94 inches
- ISBN-109781563050756
- ISBN-13978-1563050756
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Only once in ten years, if we're very lucky, does a book like THE BOOMER BIBLE come along. It's the kind of book that makes you laugh, makes you angry, makes you question, makes you cringe, makes you think and shout yes! in agreement. It's the kind of book that thoroughly defines its times.
Without heresy or sacrilege, R.F. Laird has appropriated the most popular format in the history of Western letters to examine the beliefs and values we live by, and everything that went into forming them-from literature to psychoanalysis, from religion to relativity to TV. He captures the conflict of the Boomer era-growing up with the Ten Commandments, the Four Gospels, and the Golden Rule, and coming of age in the era of sex, drugs, and gimme gimme gimme. And he tells lots of great jokes-the kinds of jokes Lenny Bruce might have told, or Mark Twain, or Jonathan Smith, or Rabelais or Aristophanes.
THE BOOMER BIBLE is a dazzling invention, a darkly comic and devastating mirror of our age. Look into it, and see how far we've come-and gone astray.
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- ASIN : 1563050757
- Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
- Publication date : January 10, 1991
- Edition : Uncorrected Proof
- Language : English
- Print length : 880 pages
- ISBN-10 : 9781563050756
- ISBN-13 : 978-1563050756
- Item Weight : 3.1 pounds
- Dimensions : 6 x 2 x 8.94 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,272,573 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #1,074 in Parody
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
R. F. (Robert) Laird was born in Salem, New Jersey, the son of a World War II fighter pilot and the grandson of a World War I infantry captain. As a member of the notorious Baby Boom generation, he came of age during the late 1960s and witnessed firsthand the radicalization of American college campuses, the explosion of the drug culture, and the sexual revolution. He was educated at Harvard University and the Cornell University business school, where he observed former radicals and hippies rededicating their lives to the pursuit of material prosperity.
After pursuing a successful career as a management and communication consultant, Laird took a sabbatical from the world of business in the late 1980s to complete a work of satirical fiction he had begun nearly 10 years previously. The Boomer Bible, A Testament for Our Times, was published in October 1991 by Workman Publishing of New York and was named by the Wall Street Journal as one of the 10 most significant books published that year.
Laird has since published Shuteye Town 1999 and Shuteye Nation, both blistering multimedia topical satires published at the website Deerhound Diary, The Indictment, An Obama Diary, Why is there a Boomer Bible, The ABCs of Shuteye Nation, Writing Down America,The Lounge Conversations, and The Zeezer Bible and The Snowflake Bible, Sighthounds & Other Strangers, White Privilege, Punk City, and 100 Years On: WW I, Leon Miesse, Captain, 166th.
Meanwhile, R. F. Laird continues to work and write from his home in Salem, New Jersey.

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