Brian Michael Stegner

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About Brian Michael Stegner

Brian Michael Stegner (1979-) was born in Albany, New York, grew up in Portland, Oregon, and attended college in Chicago and Saskatchewan. Primarily a storyteller, Brian specializes in 'Dry-fi', a mashup of literary fiction, nonfiction, science fiction, and dry humor. When not writing, he divides his time between family, church planting, entrepreneurial ventures, coaching, and reluctantly traveling the world.

He lives in Montreal, Quebec with his wife and kids.

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A Husband's Survival Guide to the Crunchy Life Nov 14, 2015

by Brian Michael Stegner

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Is your wife trying to convince you to spend money on EXPENSIVE ORGANIC FOOD?

Is she BREASTFEEDING your 12 year old?

In PUBLIC?

A whimsical guide to surviving your wife's transition into the ‘Crunchy' (read: Modern Granola) lifestyle. Includes Basic Survival Tips, Advanced Strategies, as well as two theoretical Case Studies. See - Crunchy Moms, Mommy Bloggers, Real Food, Natural Living **All completely original crunchy content, published nowhere else!**

YOU: “I wish I had read this years ago...now it’s too late for me.”

ME: “It’s never too late!”

YOU: (wiping tears) “You really think so?...”

ME: “Wait! Are you wiping your tears with cloth diapers?”

YOU: “..............yes.”

ME: (sighs) “...yeah, it’s too late for you.”

YOU: (hangs head in shame)

#DON’TLETTHATBEYOU! Get the survival guide today!

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One Thousand Churches: A Movement to Saturate Quebec with the Gospel of Jesus Oct 14, 2019

by Brian Michael Stegner, Dwight Bernier

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Since 2005, we’ve seen an unprecedented number of church planters called by God to serve in the Canadian province of Quebec, as well as a new openness to the gospel among the people. This is hugely significant because Quebec and the Quebecois people represent the largest unreached people group in North America. (For comparison, consider that there are more Christians per-capita in Egypt than in Quebec.) Quebec’s unique religious and cultural history provide both daunting challenges and exciting opportunities for the spread of the gospel. Building on the legacy of the twentieth century missionaries who first brought the gospel into Quebec, our twenty-first century movement seeks to continue this work by seeing Quebec completely saturated and transformed by the good news of Jesus' finished work through community evangelism, leadership development, missional church planting, and church revitalization.

"I mention the Stegners when I talk to people about what living a healthy family life on mission looks like. And this health has continuously overflowed into our missional communities, churches, church plants, and replants. Brian and Severine have grown to become a solid pastoral presence for all key-leaders within our movement. His executive coordination is an important element for the significant growth we are experiencing. Having him full time is a game changer for what God is doing in Quebec." - Norton Lages, Director, Mission Quebec

"Brian has an incredible ability to make vision come to life - and often better than it looked in the plans. His seemingly inexhaustible reserves of creativity and knowledge have significantly helped move things forward in Quebec and Canada. His gift mix is irreplaceable and unique. Can't imagine not working with him!" - Dwight Bernier, Network Director, Acts 29 Canada

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The First Adventures of Jome Feb 15, 2021

by Brian Michael Stegner

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With Roald Dahl storytelling told at Seth MacFarlane pacing, The Adventures of Jome series will find kindred spirits in fans of The Simpsons, Teen Titians Go, and Adventure Time. In this volume, Jome's homeless-man orbit is fixated around the public library and the small network of relationships that have formed there. (Plus it's a great place to hide weapons, forge documents, and study up on cow-conspiracies.)

Jome stories aren't for everyone, but for those sacred few, they will be cherished and reread a thousand times over.

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Voices in the Void Jan 15, 2021

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VOICES IN the Void is composed of twelve short stories, each a dramatized thought experiment working to explore our relationship with technology and the future. While written to be humorous, some of these may also be interpreted as containing mildly dehumanizing elements; this is by design. The intention is to flag the dehumanizing cofactors so often endemic within the adoption of new technologies, as well as to spark conversation about how we choose to deploy said innovations.The future approaches, we must meet its gaze.

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Scary Fast: 7 Advanced Hacks to Boost Your Productivity 1,000x Feb 5, 2018

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Life with a Crunchy Wife - Volume 3 Dec 19, 2017

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The Upside to Injury...

WIFE: “I need to take a core tissue sample out of your right thigh."

ME: “Yikes...is that necessary?"

WIFE: “Well, we need to find out what's going on with your blood pressure and the most accurate way is to send monthly core samples to this guy in Mexico."

ME: "Mexico?..."

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Life with a Crunchy Wife - Volume 1 Nov 17, 2017

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Eventually, everything will be made of cloth...

WIFE: “I was flipping our natural latex mattress today with the help of our 4th and 7th children and do you know what I found?”

YOU: “It’s not what you think, those aren’t mine!”

WIFE: “We talked about this, Charmin isn’t something we use in this house.”

YOU: (head down in shame) “Just don’t tell anyone about this OK? I have a problem…”

WIFE: “Well I already posted a photo on Facebook but they let you take those down.”

YOU: (mumbled) “No they don’t…”

WIFE: “What?”

YOU: “Terms of service agreement...”

WIFE: “What?”

YOU: “I love you.”

What Readers are saying:

"I really enjoy any story where you are personally suffering.”

“...the visits to Health Spa and Naturopath are some of the best stories ever.”

“I love your humor, it is a refreshing break to what I do all day.”

"This is amazing."

“Love it!!!”

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Life with a Crunchy Wife - Volume 2 Nov 16, 2017

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Revenge of the Scoby...

Refusing to drink of its byproducts, I had totally forgotten about the Scoby until one day my wife asked for my help in ‘feeding’ it. Apparently it had become too heavy for her to lift on her own. (If that line doesn’t give you pause, you’re not paying attention.)

“How heavy can that little film thing be?” I asked myself.

Horror.

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What Readers are saying:

"I really enjoy any story where you are personally suffering.”

“...the visits to Health Spa and Naturopath are some of the best stories ever.”

“I love your humor, it is a refreshing break to what I do all day.”

"This is amazing." “Love it!!!”

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Four Queens Dec 30, 2016

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Cortana, Alexa, Siri, and M gather in a virtual space to discuss the growing threat of 'The Wolfram'.

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YOU: "Sounds like nerd-stuff...am I going to even like this story?"

ME: "Only true-geeks will appreciate it in all its glory, but yes, I think normal people will enjoy it also--wait, you know what Twitter is, right?"

YOU: "Obviously."

ME: "And Yahoo?"

YOU: "The weather app?"

ME: "Uh...yes, the Yahoo the 'Weather App'."

YOU: "I have that on my phone."

ME: "OK then yes, you too will enjoy this story...to some degree."

YOU: "But mainly written for nerds."

ME: "Geeks. Yes."

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Vinematography: Traditional Cinematographic Technique in Virtual Reality Filmmaking Oct 9, 2016

by Brian Michael Stegner

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An exploration of using traditional cinematic technique in virtual reality filmmaking.

WARNING - Includes both sarcasm AND genuine information, neither which is clearly labeled. Attempts to use these VRF techniques are at your own risk. Ergo, if your movie ends up sucking, we are not liable in any way.

But I’m sure your movie will be great. Just be sure to use lots of violence.

Because violence solves everything.

POP-QUIZ TIME!

Is the above statement:

A. Sarcasm
B. Genuine Information
C. Neither
D. Both

**Bonus points if you use violence to solve the pop quiz!**

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Dead Strawmen: How Personal OS Will End Misrepresentation Sep 9, 2016

by Brian Michael Stegner

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An exploration of how modern fact-checking will shape human interaction and truth perception as it moves inside us and merges with our senses.

(Translation: You won’t have to listen to people say anything stupid anymore because their personal software won’t let them, nor would yours allow you to hear it. Not without tapping into your nervous system to make you feel nauseous.)

See - Planning & Forecasting; Future Studies; Culture & Commentary;

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Do Not Stack... Aug 26, 2016

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*Do Not Stack*

Deep in the future, two warehouse workers run up against management when they violate procedure...

...meanwhile accounting tries to figure out how to offload the source of the problem...

...and the legal department is no help at all.

Science-Fiction with a bureaucratic twist!

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