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Filled out a requisition form to purchase these speakers for the Pentagon war/movie room, it was approved. $900 billion for these suckers! Wow! They sound pretty good too! - thanks for that you chump taxpayers, sucka!
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 28, 2014
At first, I was a bit skeptical about buying this item; I mean, how much quality can you expect for under a trillion dollars? But after reading tirelessly through the reviews I decided to order it . The shipping was lightning fast, and as soon as I clicked the place order button, Jesus himself flashed into my living-room and installed these bad boys in under a second. That is a bit disappointing since I've received better service from God after he installed my solid gold in-wall 10k UHD 10,000 inch TV (Cost me 3 quadrillion) . Besides the lengthy installation process these sub woofers are OK. The sound quality is what you would expect for the $$$, but what else could you ask for? One of the added features that aren't mentioned; if you stick a lump of coal inside of the speaker-cone, the pure ultimate pressure of the tight bass will transform the coal into diamond. But the thing that really led me to buy this is the bonus spoon feature that was mentioned by one of the reviewers. I can't believe that I can now eat my bass soup while dropping it. The volume controls also seem to be a bit different than other speakers. They're only a few volume and equalizer options. From "Standard" , to "Eargasm", to "Ultimate Brain Explosion" . A personal favorite is "Euphoric Ear Climax", which uses magic unicorn melodies to create perfect highs, and earthshaking lows. The only problem was, my neighbor Pope Francis, says God has better speakers. Apparently, God's speakers are so great, that they cause thunder to roll down earth every time the bass drops. I'd like to see that level of quality here, since I had to sell 97% of the Apple stocks and half of the moon to get these. I'd definitely give this 5 stars, if only the shipping and handling process hadn't been so long. That and the down-scaled sound quality somewhat take away from the excitement.
For everybody who thinks that this is over priced- It turns out that these speakers have another feature that is not described. These speakers have a built in spoon. So now you can eat some bass soup while dropping it at the same time. Well worth the price
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 28, 2014
**ALL SPACE DWELLERS BE WARNED**
I was upset to see that these still couldn't play without atmosphere, cuz I usually have barbeques in the back of my moon base that I bought for $144000000000, yet theres never any music, it makes me sad. does anybody know where to buy an atmosphere sub $80,000,000,000,000,000 I'm trying to stay on the budget side, for pimping my moon.
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 30, 2016
Finally got my hands on these, the sound quality is pretty sweet. Installation was smooth as butter, the manual did say this was supposed to be used 70 ft above the ground to prevent an earthquake/tsunami due to the heavy bass this bad boy can churn out. I chose cash on delivery for this one and I would recommend the same, FedEx was kind of enough to send out the 18 wheeler to pick up the cash from my mansion, had to tie up them unicorns because they went nuts after looking at the 18 wheelers in the driveway. But now as the exitment is wearing off I'm being to think about the loan I bought for this, had to mortgage Kepler-186f, but I don't think it'll be a problem because I've this brilliant idea for solar panel/bullet shield/nunchaku/samurai sword/2 hour under water respirator/wallet/collapsible vr head mount iPhone case that is going to take the world by storm. But if it flops I can always take a ride on my DeLorean DMC-12 and pretend all this never happened.
I thought about buying these but then I figured I would rather buy every band, musician, DJ, Rapper, and artist in the entire world and have them play for me live at a moments notice all day every day for the rest of my long and no longer miserable life. And I stilled had a couple billion to spare, we all know musicians get screwed on deals...
Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 3, 2014
My friend, Joshua Wong, and I one day decided to protest for democracy. Without this bad boy, we wouldn't have gathered so many people to join us in the protest at Central Square. It even gets the Chief Executive of Hong Kong Leung Chun-ying to come out from hiding. The reason that I didn't give it a 5-star is that it could get Beijing to hear what we have to say. Hopefully they can come up with a better version that can get our message to Beijing.
The first thing that caught my eye about this speaker was the price. Reasonably priced at $919,660,999,985.01 it was cheaper than other models I had been looking at, so I decided to give it a try. The sound isn't bad, it's about what you would expect from a speaker with a mid-range price. But anyone looking for audiophile level sound should expect to drop a couple extra billion or so to get that extra level of quality. But for someone on a budget this is good choice.
