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USB Humping Dog (Beagle)

3.4 out of 5 stars 53 customer reviews

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Product Description

When inserted into the USB port of the PC, hard and shake the hips! Once inserted once, it does not stop anymore. Personal computer that can be used by the USB port. It does not matter the type of the OS. * This is not a USB memory.

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Technical Details

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Brand Name CUBE
Item model number -
Hardware Platform pc
Item Weight 1.4 ounces
Product Dimensions 6.2 x 4.2 x 1.4 inches
Item Dimensions L x W x H 6.22 x 4.17 x 1.42 inches

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ASIN B000LA8ZBA
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3.4 out of 5 stars 53 customer reviews

3.4 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank #790 in Computers & Accessories > Data Storage > USB Flash Drives
Shipping Weight 1.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Date First Available March 24, 2007

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By Jason VINE VOICE on March 26, 2009
My USB Humping Dog - we'll call him Rex - is different than others. He's long had an interest in the USB port. Exchanging flirtatious glances. Feeling the sexual tension when carried together in a laptop bag. Ever since that chance encounter at the Chinese Electronics Expo he's had a thing for her. How serendipitous.

Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.

Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."

A few tech notes:
-Runs purely off of USB power
-Does not possess any actual storage space
-Only motorized parts are legs
-Arms have single rotary movement
-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)

Buy it for a funny gag gift.
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I was just reading through other reviews and I think they are absurd. This is not a USB flash drive, it is simply an electronic novelty. A little noisy but man does he go to town on that usb port.

It amazes me how many people on the internet just look at pictures and buy stuff without reading it, then complain because it didnt do what they thought it did. Its one thing if it were advertised as a flash drive and it didnt work, but it doesnt say anything about it.

I hate to have anything in common with these people by writing a review but if you are one of the morons who said the storage didnt work, you dont deserve a refund, and should be sterilized. your kids hate you and you mother wishes she swallowed.
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Awesome toy, wished it worked.

Humped for about a minute, then broke.

Just a one minute beagle :/
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I bought this for my brother for Christmas, and he thinks it's hilarious! One of the feet falls off the stand when it's plugged in, but it looks like that can be fixed by just tightening a screw. So far it has been working fine, and I hope it continues to work well for a long time. My brother plans on plugging it into his computer in one of his college classes to see what people will do. I can't wait to hear what happens!

This definitely serves its purpose as a cheap gag gift, but there is definitely some room for improvement:
1) It is very noisy!
2) This does NOT have any storage capabilities, just humping.
3) It's a little difficult to pull out of a computer, mainly because it keeps humping until you unplug it and it's hard to grab a part that isn't moving.

If you're curious to see it in action, there are plenty of YouTube videos of these products.
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Was a Christmas gift several years ago. Then I pulled it out at work when my computer was running slow with my boss there. I plugged it in saying, "I need to boost my ram for this query." 2 seconds into it it finishes.

My boss's mind was blown by the dog humping the computer and said, "wow, that speed up your computer?!?!"

"No, it just humps the computer." And I put it away.
We both had a laugh... So happy I wasn't written up for that.

It's now in my desk with one arm in the air like it's going to slap the USB hard and the other reaching forward.

If my new boss finds it I'm screwed.
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By Bull on October 11, 2011
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Gears seem to slip - - dog humps and then starts slowing down - would not purchase again - not happy with the quality although the idea is a funny gimmick
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You need to hold it around the leg area in order to insert it into the usb drive on your laptop but as soon as you do that, the legs try to start trying to move while you are still holding on to it, this causes a lot of stress on the mechanism and actually caused one that i bought to strip the gear inside. Need to redesign this model.
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By Jess on January 5, 2013
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I work at a vet clinic and everybody thought this was hilarious. So much fun, definitely worth the money. I'd buy this again.
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