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Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book Paperback – January 6, 2016

by Sasha O'Hara (Author)

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Check out my Five Star Rated Follow Up Book Cheer the F*ck Up -

Perfect for those who like their self help with some sass!

Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say.

21 single sided adult coloring pages
2 color test pages.
Moderate to complex in detail.
Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is", "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching", and other humorous and subversive sayings.
CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

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From the Author

Calm the F*ck Down is my first adult coloring book in the series, and it was so much fun to create. I found that there were so many great coloring books available, but none that filled a need I was looking for: a book that was fun to color and that also had irreverent adult humor.

So I created one!

I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it.

Also available in the series:

Chill the F*ck Out
Cheer the F*ck Up
Happy f*cking Holidays
Calm the F*ck Down Calendar & Planner
Cheaper than Therapy
Peace, Love & F*cking Happiness
Badass Chronicles: A Journal for Snarky People
I f*cking Love You
Color Me Hangry

About the Author

Sasha is my pen name. Sasha O'Hara is that part of me - of all of us - who is fully self-expressed and says whatever the f*ck is on her mind. All of my books contain both original designs, as well as high quality, hand-curated licensed images from artists around the world. More info and downloadable ebooks are available at www.sashaohara.com

Paperback: 50 pages
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; Clr Csm edition (January 6, 2016)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1522864741
ISBN-13: 978-1522864745
Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.1 x 11 inches
Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 1,600 customer reviews
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #204 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #1 in Books > Arts & Photography > Drawing > Coloring Books for Grown-Ups > Humorous
- #2 in Books > Arts & Photography > Individual Artists
- #2 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Pop Culture > Art

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Melissa S

Favorite coloring book to date!

January 28, 2016

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This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the f down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside. Only thing that could make it better is if it were spiral bound, but that's just my preference.

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MissyBissy

This book is my life summarized in silly pictures

April 22, 2016

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This book summarizes my life. The day it arrived in the mail, my 12 year old daughter was having a hysterical fit over the screen of her iPhone not working correctly (which was solved by restarting her phone - but not until she sobbed hysterically about her life being over for 30 minutes). I looked at her face, I looked at the book, I looked at her face again, I looked at the book again. And all was right with the world.
I don't have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how awesome the drawings are in this book. Sometimes I want something intricate to focus on while the world around me is being annoying. Sometimes I want something quick and easy. And some days I just want to color in pictures with silly words. This book allows me to do all of the above.
I can’t even begin to pick a favorite picture. There are so many incredible choices. They work well with pens and pencils. The pictures are cheeky and fun. There’s something to suit every mood swing. Well almost every move swing - I’m not sure about the full spectrum of tween girl mood swings yet.
I seriously want to find the author and give her a hug. And maybe buy her a drink. Because she gets it. I already ordered the next book in the series - and I know I will love it too.
I’ve attached a couple of my favorites. These gave me great joy to color. If this matches your sense of humor - then you need this book

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February 23, 2016

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Loved the title.

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Mimi LTop Contributor: Coloring

Not a bad purchase!

February 1, 2017

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This is a fun book that gives you a wee chuckle when you start coloring. And during. Then when you read it again when you come back to continue your coloring. The pages are fairly interesting and easy to color. Thee is something for everyone. Easy ones, tiny detailed, and the average coloring page. I feel it's not as intimidating as some of the books out there with billions of tiny coloring spaces where you have to figure out how to make it beautiful. Therefore, doing the opposite of what calling coloring is supposed to do! It only has 21 pages but they last unless you're a coloring beast and get them done quickly. Hopefully that was informative!

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Bonny

Love this entire book

January 26, 2016

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Love this entire book. Pictures are a fun challenge to color & the quotes are very funny & true!! Hoping that there will be another book soon!!

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sillygirrl

Great concept kind of repetitive

September 5, 2016

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I love the idea of this book but I don't think it was executed correctly. The words are all diffrent and that's good. But the flowers and the artworks are all about the same on most of the pages. Seems a little boring. But still a lot of fun to color

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ck149

It was printed upside down!

October 30, 2016

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Pretty neat book except for it was poorly put together . It literally came with half the pages upside down which was disappointing and made it seem very cheap and distracting .

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Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Those Who are Sarcastic!

April 7, 2016

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A couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!

When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through.

This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!

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Scott Wheeler

Arrived on time and as stated.

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Ashley Lavender

Find a different one

Kinda lame, the images were low quality, and there weren’t a lot of actual swear words like I was expecting. Not worth it.

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Samantha C.

Funny

Super funny. The styles of the pages look different from each other though, like they were drawn by different people. Dont buy if your offended by sexual references and swears.Read more

Published 1 day ago

pretty awesome. and the pictures get more inspirational

pretty awesome. and the pictures get more inspirational :) I gave it as a gift but after seeing it wish I would have gotten one for myself

I think the name says it all when you're having a bad day, I did find it cheaper elsewhere!

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Katrina

Great book!

This is my first adult coloring book and I love it! I like that some pages have a lot of detail that makes you concentrate more and some pages don't have as much detail, it's a...Read more

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WendyR

weird content

dislike coloring content, thought they were all sayings and not weird pictures

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Nancy

So much fun

That’s it. It was just fun to color on a book that gets how i feel

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Elizabeth Contreras

Wish it had more pics

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