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Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book Paperback – January 6, 2016
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Sasha is my pen name. Sasha O'Hara is that part of me - of all of us - who is fully self-expressed and says whatever the f*ck is on her mind. All of my books contain both original designs, as well as high quality, hand-curated licensed images from artists around the world. More info and downloadable ebooks are available at www.sashaohara.com
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I don't have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how awesome the drawings are in this book. Sometimes I want something intricate to focus on while the world around me is being annoying. Sometimes I want something quick and easy. And some days I just want to color in pictures with silly words. This book allows me to do all of the above.
I can’t even begin to pick a favorite picture. There are so many incredible choices. They work well with pens and pencils. The pictures are cheeky and fun. There’s something to suit every mood swing. Well almost every move swing - I’m not sure about the full spectrum of tween girl mood swings yet.
I seriously want to find the author and give her a hug. And maybe buy her a drink. Because she gets it. I already ordered the next book in the series - and I know I will love it too.
I’ve attached a couple of my favorites. These gave me great joy to color. If this matches your sense of humor - then you need this book
When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through.
This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!
We had great fun coloring this together (siblings and cousins alike), and greatly enjoyed pages that toted things like "Bite Me" with a picture of an apple or "I love the sound you make when you shut up" featuring a parrot.
10/10 would buy this again :)
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The paper in this book is pretty thin and if you go over your colors...Read more