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Cancelled Hardcover – January 1, 2008
by
Julia Sweeney
(Author)
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Print length304 pages
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LanguageEnglish
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PublisherHenry Holt and Co.
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Publication dateJanuary 1, 2008
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Dimensions7.26 x 0.87 x 9.38 inches
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ISBN-100805075674
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ISBN-13978-0805075670
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About the Author
Julia Sweeney, who starred on Saturday Night Live for five years, has recently written and performed in a new stage show, Letting Go of God, which debuted in Los Angeles to rave reviews. In addition to her work as an actress in movies and on TV, she was a writing consultant on Sex and the City for its last three seasons. Her stage show God Said Ha appeared on Broadway and was filmed by Miramax. Off-Broadway and in Los Angeles, she appeared in In the Family Way. Born in Spokane, Washington, she now lives in
Los Angeles with her daughter.
Los Angeles with her daughter.
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
Forty. So I was forty. When I was a kid my dad used to sit on the end of my bed and we would figure out how old everyone would be when I was various ages. The oldest age we ever got to for me was forty; that’s when we stopped because it was basically impossible to think of me older than that.
I imagined myself wearing a lot of tweeds and having long brown hair and high cheekbones and a crooked nose and probably working at a library. My kids would be in college by then and my husband would look a little like Jimmy
Stewart did in Anatomy of a Murder and he would come out to the porch where I’d be knitting and say, “The kids called from college, they say Happy Birthday.”
But here I was at forty, single and childless. In the wind, I could almost hear God laughing at how differently everything turned out. On the trip I had flirted with two hiking guides, both of whom were more than ten years younger than me. Was this what I was becoming? The female Michael Jackson of Leisure Travel? I shuddered. I had been raised to have a home. And now it was my birthday and the big news that came flooding in with a new clarity was this: it wasn’t going to happen. The family, the picket fence, the husband, the children. It had eluded me, I had failed and there was no going back.
I imagined myself wearing a lot of tweeds and having long brown hair and high cheekbones and a crooked nose and probably working at a library. My kids would be in college by then and my husband would look a little like Jimmy
Stewart did in Anatomy of a Murder and he would come out to the porch where I’d be knitting and say, “The kids called from college, they say Happy Birthday.”
But here I was at forty, single and childless. In the wind, I could almost hear God laughing at how differently everything turned out. On the trip I had flirted with two hiking guides, both of whom were more than ten years younger than me. Was this what I was becoming? The female Michael Jackson of Leisure Travel? I shuddered. I had been raised to have a home. And now it was my birthday and the big news that came flooding in with a new clarity was this: it wasn’t going to happen. The family, the picket fence, the husband, the children. It had eluded me, I had failed and there was no going back.
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Product details
- Publisher : Henry Holt and Co. (January 1, 2008)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 304 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0805075674
- ISBN-13 : 978-0805075670
- Item Weight : 1 pounds
- Dimensions : 7.26 x 0.87 x 9.38 inches
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