This is not a review about playing Cards Against Humanity, it's a review of the fallout endured from playing Cards Against Humanity. Take it as a warning, if you will.
If you aren't a horrible person already, you will soon be. You will play Cards Against Humanity, and as others have said, you will be shocked, appalled, and worst of all, you will learn and adapt. You'll reach for your smartphone and search for terms you've drawn such as "The Übermensch", "Heteronormativity", and "The Three-Fifths Compromise". You will commit these and many other newly-learned words to memory.
And that's where it all comes crashing down.
At first, you might allow "front butt" to casually wander its way into a conversation here and there. As more of your subconscious fights to unleash the trauma, you'll find yourself uttering "nipple blades" and "mouth herpes" in the most unacceptable of times. You'll visit the Cards Against Humanity website and bomb them with suggestions for new cards like "Cutting the cheese at a funeral" and "Scissoring".
Soon, you will meet up with new people to inflict Cards Against Humanity upon them and they'll be hooked. You will receive random voicemails and texts, asking for another hit of that "8 oz. of sweet, Mexican black tar heroin", and you will comply, because you're just as hooked as they are. They'll bring new friends in to freshen up the game...you will feel a rush as the look of shame crosses their innocent eyes as they win a round by playing "Amputees" against your "White People Like _____".
"I was just throwing that card away!" they'll proclaim, but you know the sad truth.
You will buy the expansion pack. You will host parties where you play through every card in both boxes. You'll wonder where the time went. Your face will hurt from laughing so much. Your friends will buy their own sets, and the infection will be passed on.
A team of rescue workers will find you you weeks later in your closet, frazzled, emaciated, and stinking from "Soiling Yourself", because you just couldn't stop with playing Cards Against Humanity against yourself. The light of day will strike your eyes and you'll gaze up at your saviors with pensive anticipation...
"Wanna play?"
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Stupidly simple.Use the cards to make jokes. |
Buy this one first.Then shuffle in your favorite expansion packs. |
600 cards.The most we've ever crammed into one box. |
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I recently played the game Cards Against Humanity and was thoroughly impressed. The game is hilarious and a great ice breaker for any social gathering. The concept is simple: one player draws a "prompt" card and the other players try to come up with the funniest response using their hand of cards. The responses are often outrageous and unexpected, making for a truly enjoyable and memorable game night.One of the things I love most about Cards Against Humanity is the endless replay value. With so many different cards in the deck, every game is unique and unpredictable. The game also encourages players to be creative and think outside the box, which is always a plus in my book.Overall, I would highly recommend Cards Against Humanity to anyone in search of a fun and entertaining party game. It's easy to learn, suitable for players of all ages (with some discretion for younger audiences), and guaranteed to provide hours of laughter and good times. A solid 5 out of 5 stars from me!
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