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Carnage for the Destroyer
Slaughter & mayhem isnt just for serial killers anymore! Its that time of year again for the kids of Bonejack Heights... to prepare the haunted house for Halloween! And this year, one of them has a big surprise in store when he dedicates the spookshow to a legendary god named The Destroyer. But little do the teen misfits know that this well-intentioned heavy metal warrior has mistakenly awakened The Destroyer for real! And now hes ready to teach them what carnage is all about...
From the Contributor
DVD BONUS FEATURES:
Audio commentary with writer/director Chris Seaver
Audio commentary with the LBP cast & crew
Behind-the-scenes featurette (29 mins.)
Cast rehearsal (37 mins.)
"Epic Metal" commercial (3 mins.)
Splatter Rampage DVD trailers
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Top Customer Reviews
A group of friends gather to set up for another Halloween haunted house attraction. In the process, the destroyer is awakened and summoned to the haunted house. The rest of the movie is the group trying to stay alive, while finding a way to get rid of the Destroyer.
LBP movies are all about BAD OVERACTING, IMMATURE GROSS OUT JOKES, SILLY DEATH SCENES, and BAD GORE, not to mention obsurd endings...
This movie is awesome... it's all about a metal head teen geek that is obsessed with mythology, dragons and Halloween who accidentally ressurects a greek god of destruction APOLLYON aka the DESTROYER....
A strange cast of characters such as...CHOACH (the preteen looking sex god,full of himself, but still manages to get some tail), TEEN APE (a regular in the LBP films), MORGANA (the dominatrix obsessed with urinating) And another cowboy guys obsessed with Hank Williams, Merle Haggard & George Jones (but I can't remember his name right now.. crap) create an unusual splatter film for all strange little children to enjoy!
This movie is full of obsurd yet hilarious acting, goofy jokes, some nasty nasty yet FAKED smut, and more..
IF you were a teenage metal head.. you should definately check this out you'll get the jokes as where others wouldn't!
The acting is extremely bad by design as is the crude sexual dialouge. There is nudity and a sex scene which appears to use a fake male organ, which may be too realistic looking for a younger audience. A real organ would have given this movie a XXX porno rating had it been released to the theater. Good sound track and some of the dialouge was funny in spite of its crudeness.
This is a 5 star rating on the campy scale. One star on a normal scale.
For all newcomers to the Chris Seaver (his fanbase probably only registers double-digits) he's the bad Troma wannabe filmmaker who think that all there is to Troma is blood, gore and boobies. And maybe he's right. But Troma does it better than anyone else and apparently they've rejected Chris Seaver's work ranging from his "Heather & Puggly Drops A Deuce" deal to his proposed "Sgt.Kabukiman sequel" to his now delayed "Dolphin Man" movie. Troma clearly doesn't want to work with this guy *hint* hint* So now Seaver is distributing his work through a company even poorer than Troma, Tempe Entertainment, which deals in soft porn.
And that is what this film is... bad splatter gore soft porn that doesn't have enough T&A to satisfy the porn crowd and doesn't have enough 'horror' to truly qualify as a scary movie. So why are you watching this movie? Hopefully, the answer is: you are not!
Carnage is one of my favorite LBP movies. It combines the power of epic fantasy metal with enough blood, Seaveresque jokes, and lovable characters than you can shake your stick at. The tension between Teen Ape and Choach is hilarious, and watching Meredith Host play a Dominatrix is priceless. If you like horror, and you love bawdy, laugh out loud humor, you'll love Carnage!