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Something to watch if the paint is already dry
on February 8, 2014
Usually one expects the presence of Bruce Willis to ensure a top quality movie. Please do not expect that here. This is one of those movies people accept when they are a little hard up for cash but are too old to do porno. Same slime ball agent, same back alley meeting, but when he laughs and says, "SO, BRUCE, YA READY TO GET NAKED??" You say, "NO! HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE?" He says: "Maybe, Brucie baby. Maybe. But it ain't do DIE HARD!"
Oh well, some people just need the money.