From the Author
These stories are about women who are thrown intosituations that are completely what the f**k, and about how they work to take control of their destinies.
Oh, and gnome sex. And zombies, of course. And something about cats bent on world domination. I did mention what the f**k, right?
About the Author
After a break from writing to attend puberty, and to eventually sell sixpacks of Molson Canadian to his misnamed crush, Moosehead Girl, Reganreturned to the craft with reckless abandon and a gallon jug of iced tea with just a smattering of extremely cheap rum.
Regan is now the author of the After The Fires Went Out series (with only one mention -- so far -- of zombie erections) and the slightly less controversial Persephone series (which, while appropriate for a YA audience, is still more likely to have actual zombie erections at some point). Regan hopes to one day write a novel set on Marswhile sitting in his boxer shorts on the actual Red Planet, andeverything that comes before that is really just his way of saving upfor the one-way trip.
Though Regan has been shafted by residencyrequirements in his pursuit of the MacArthur genius grant, his currentfiction is considered to be of high caliber, reflecting a markedimprovement in style and grammar from the aforementioned thing with thehamster. It also has far fewer graphic scenes of pound puppy plusheshaving sex in the back of a shoebox with paper wheels.
What does Regan have to say about Regan?
"I recently passed up the chance to hassle Samuel L. Jackson."
"I've always wanted to change my name to something boring, like Hugh Howey."
"I know how to cook six things. None of them are oatmeal."
"I write stories that are weird, a little dark, and definitelyinappropriate for my children. It could be tough to keep that going when they get to be as old and weird as I am today."
"Oh... and my dog is in love with me... like... in a disturbing way."
For a more in-depth tour of Regan's unresolved childhood issues, be sure to read one of his stories.