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“Wow! This fabulous book made me a better cheater and a shittier father! I can’t stop grinning!” —Artie Lange, bestselling author of Too Fat to Fish

“Uncompromising and funny. Read it. Even though it will destroy all hope.” —Colin Quinn, star of Long Story Short

“I usually think reading is kinda ‘fruity’ but this book got me hard. What a great summer beach read . . . if the beach is in Haiti.” —Dave Attell, host of Insomniac and Dave’s Old Porn

“Great book. Very funny! We are all going to hell.” —Darrell Hammond, bestselling author of God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked

“I do not condone a single thing in this book; in fact I find the topic disgusting. The authors, however, are as funny as their ideas are despicable.” —Greg Gutfeld, TV host and author of The Bible of Unspeakable Truth

About the Author

Bill Burr’s Monday Morning Podcast is one of the most downloaded comedy podcasts on iTunes, and he is a regular on Letterman, Conan O’Brien, and Jimmy Fallon. His third hour-long comedy special, You People Are All the Same, was released in 2012.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster; Original ed. edition (October 9, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1451645686
  • ISBN-13: 978-1451645682
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.7 x 8.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (84 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #688,524 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Just bought and this book is making me HOWL with some of these great stories. This is some real skilled penmanship from three great comedians and there friends. Awesome Job fellas :)
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An uncensored look into the vulguar mind that is man. Written by three of comedies funniest names, this is a book that will not help you cheat on your math or english tests or sumptin tss tss. Double guns baby!!
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Horribly inappropriate but also very true and funny. These guys wrote a book that lays a blueprint of how to cheat and get away with it.....while at the same time reminding you that if you do cheat you are a simple minded slave to your hormones and all around selfish P.O.S. Includes a play by play of many actual true life cheat stories from the writers, why they failed miserably, and what they should have done differently to improve success. The overall message I took away was simple....if you want to sleep around, just stay single. Committing to someone only to cheat is pointless. It's like excepting a job then not doing anything in the job description. Cheaters are like idiot children and this book is a hilarious honest account written by 3 guys that now realize that. I bought this because I am a huge fan of Bill Burr, and it will certainly entertain anyone else who enjoys his stand up.
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I just found out about this book, and while reading it(almost done), I can say it features well written hilarious comedian and celebrity stories. Bill Burr, Joe De Rosa, Bob Kelly - these guys are like the unofficial kings of comedy. I didn't even expect them to be such good writers but, hey, who doesn't like a good surprise. Would recommend this to most people really. Delivery was quick and easy.
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This book made me MAD, and made me CRY, and made me LAUGH all in chapter 7 alone!

This is a fabulous book written by three funny guys. It is uncompromising and funny. Great book. Very funny!

Many of the chapters and the evil things men do when cheating reminded me of my EX-husband Harold (he was very hairy, even on the bottom of his feet). I finally caught him cheating. I would have caught him much sooner had I read this book sooner. I know that I would have caught him at least 36 months sooner just from following the "Is My Man Cheating Checklist" in that the three authors have provided in chapter 11.

Thank goodness to God that I had a pre-nup with (hairy) Harold. I had already inherited my WEALTH after my Mother passing and had already owned and operated my Nut Farm on 4,390 ocean front acres in Hawaii. So, when I caught Harold with his pants down (literally...write me for details and photos) I was able to keep everything and not have to pay him anything for his cheating ways.

Many men in Hawaii cheat. They seem to hate their plump Hawaiian wives that are more at home making Poo (sp?) and climbing trees to get get coconuts for their Coco Puff's.

My Nut Farm is in Hawaii next to Rosanne Barr's Nut Farm. Harold ended up "dating" the neighbor next to Rosanne's Nut Farm. Rosanne has a bad habit of yelling a lot and having gas a lot. I can hear her let out thunderous toots that almost shake the ground from the other side of my property with a hurricane blowing at a category 18.

The book is totally excellent and outstanding and better than good. I am going to purchase another copy and send it to Harold.
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Joe Derosa & Bill Burr have done a phenomenal job with their latest work, Cheat: A Man's Guide to Infidelity. I just found out about this book, and while reading it(almost done), I can say it features well written hilarious comedian and celebrity stories. With each turn of the page, I howl more and more. Bill Burr and Joe Derosa deserve a hefty amount of praise for the work they put in this project. Bill Burr and Joe Derosa deserve a lot of credit for producing this gem. Sorry for my poor grammar and terrible pronunciation, I just cant stress enuff how well Joe Derosa & Bill Burr did with this book.
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Bobby Kelly, Joe DeRosa and Bill Burr are all excellent comics, so it stands to reason that they would write a great book together. Well, here it is. Cheat gives pointers on how to work your way around a pesky wife or girlfriend, and get yourself some side action without getting caught. They go to the depths of hedonism and depravity: tips on how to pick up ladies of the night, how to behave in strip clubs and massage parlors, how to lie, etc. Testimonials range from Horse Teeth McGilligutty aka Rich Vos, the insatiable Colin Quinn, Gregg "OPPPPPie" Hughes, and Philly douchebag Keith Robinson, among others. Support all of these guys' stand-up, the Opie and Anthony Show, and most importantly, CHEAT.

It will change your life. In the form of a divorce.
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If you want to read a collection of bumbling morons hilariously getting caught cheating this book is for you. It is very funny, couldn't put it down.
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