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The Plot: When a freak accident strikes down a busload of nubile cheerleaders, all hopes seem lost for the Fighting Beavers of Stinkwater High...until an Alzheimer-afflicted Mortician, his opportunistic college-dropout nephew and a simpering Night Janitor discover that one of the girls is still alive despite her indescribably gruesome disfigurements. The three men soon find themselves pitted against each other in a winner takes all face off for control of the last of the Beavers, and the recipe for an astonishingly potent healing elixer!
If you're a fan of those late 70s/early 80s camp movies, and would like to see more Dead Cheerleaders than you can shake a stick at (if you're prone to shaking sticks at things), then Cheerleader Autopsy is for you!
This Special Edition DVD features the DIRECTOR'S CUT of the movie, behind-the-scenes footage, a SPFX life-casting session and hilarious out-takes; all in Dolby Digital Stereo!
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Top Customer Reviews
Note: Those with IQs tested ABOVE 100 should avoid this movie at all costs because they run the risk of significantly lowering their scores.
The film is low budget and has that super VHS look to it. The jokes are idiotic and old. Puns are made by the names such as "Helen Bedd." The special effects consist of cheap rubber parts that look less realistic than the stuff they sell at the Halloween Store. Strictly low brow cult/camp stuff.
Parental guide: F-bomb, nudity (Misty Kapp)
The plot, such as it is, says a lot:
Lowlife loser graduates from blow up sex dolls to sleeping corpses when he takes a job with a degenerate mortician. When fresh meat arrives via dead cheerleaders ready for the slab, a battle begins to see who will be king of the necrophiliacs.
If this were a drama, it would be depressingly misanthropic, but in fact C.A. is a mixture of romance, horror and crazy comedy. Hilarious moments pockmark the movie like a bad case of acne, and the cast ham it up as if they're in some old Warhol project. The janitor is played so creepily as to make Crispin Glover nervous, and as the white trash ingenue, Misty Kapp shines as bright as a beer can. I don't know about you, but I've seen enough of peroxide blond brats, silly-cone boobs, and collagen lips to do for a good while. Misty Kapp hits the g-spot in the role of The-Girl(in the trailer)-Next-Door. I hope to see her in more (or in less) in the future.
When Hollywood makes a slob comedy, the ususal plot device is to depict a loveable rogue surrounded by good hearted but misunderstood misfits. Vince Vaughn, for example in DODGE BALL. In CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY, heroic or "good" characters are notable only for their absence. There are no good people, no smart people, no positive values, no morals. These characters' thoughts are only where their next beer or orgasam will come from. This absolute refusual to show anybody who is not a worthless p. of s. is one of the things that give C.A. it's edge. With no familiar signposts of morality, the movie has a sense of danger.Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Calling this movie stupid is a put down to anything or anybody that is stupid. This movie is BAD. Please don't waste your time with it. There are a couple topless women in it.Published 13 months ago by Amazon Customer
It's okay not regular type of movie, that's speaking generously. Video and audio quality less than professional. Advice rent once.Published on June 13, 2013 by LuckyCadanga2013
Production quality was hideous. Acting, if it can be called that, was hideous. Very little "cheerleader" activity for a cheerleader movie. Read morePublished on November 24, 2012 by D. GORR
I cannot believe that amazon would allow such horrible movies to be sold on their site, especially since it is completely falsely advertised. Read morePublished on August 6, 2012 by Arik "The 109th Star of Destiny"
A superbly executed screen adaptation of 'Lolita' by Nabokov's, 'Cheerleader Autopsy' borrows heavily from early Fellini and late Kubrick. Read morePublished on March 7, 2008 by Vic G. Sarjoo
Stu Dodge is the new Ed Wood. This film is gross, funny, campy and fun overall. Good party movie.Published on April 16, 2005 by Frank Sanchez