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About Chris Illuminati
OK, enough third-person stuff.
I'm the author of five books and my writing has appeared on a variety of sources and in front of millions of eyeballs, including, Rolling Stone, Fatherly, AskMen, Men's Health, Cosmo, Maxim and BroBible.
I'm the creator of the parenting website Message With a Bottle, where I write jokes about my parenting on sticky notes. Those notes somehow ended up a segment of Good Morning America without me.
I host two web shows - "Not About Wrestling" and "We Run This." Not About Wrestling is an interview show with professional wrestlers about their lives in-and-out of the ring. We Run This is a conversation with runners and athletes about their lives when they're not putting in the miles or training for their respective sports.
And that's about it.
Wait, one more thing...
Yes, it's my real last name.
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