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Classic Erotica Happy Penis Massage Cream, Penis Colada

4.0 out of 5 stars 7 customer reviews
About the Product
  • Massage your way to satisfaction
  • No more chafing or resistance - just smooth gliding
  • **Packaging may vary**

Product Description

Let your penis grow with joy! Massage your way to satisfaction with Happy Penis massage cream. No more chafing or resistance - just smooth gliding on your way to sexual fulfillment. Use massage cream alone or give to a partner. Everyone loves a happy penis!

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 1.2 x 1.2 x 3.5 inches ; 4 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces
  • Domestic Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. and to APO/FPO addresses. For APO/FPO shipments, please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues.
  • International Shipping: This item is not eligible for international shipping. Learn More
  • ASIN: B001BSQBEE
  • UPC: 638258111218 701199851397 638258111034
  • Item model number: 5244
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #347,154 in Health & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Health & Personal Care)
  • Discontinued by manufacturer: Yes

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Customer Reviews

Top Customer Reviews

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Creamy texture that feels great on the skin. Much nicer tha a flavored lubricant. The Penis Colada flavor is very enjoyable. It is sweet and has a light coconut flavor. It is my go to when I perform oral sex on my man.
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Yep, his penis was happy, but not me. Will not buy this product again. Has a nice scent but not a nice flavor and does not lubricate enough.
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By D on April 19, 2013
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The bottle is very small but you only need to use a little bit of this, the taste is really good
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Great price and buy
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