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Classic Erotica Happy Penis Banana, 4 Ounce

3.4 out of 5 stars 27 customer reviews
About the Product
  • Flavored
  • Never has body topping been as much fun as it is with this Happy Penis Flavored Cream
  • Formulated to create a warming, tingling effect as your penis gets massaged, Happy Penis Cream is perfect for bed, bath or shower and is deliciously edible

Product Description

Never has body topping been as much fun as it is with this Happy Penis flavored Cream. Formulated to create a warming, tingling effect as your penis gets massaged, Happy Penis Cream is perfect for bed, bath or shower and is deliciously edible.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.2 x 4.5 inches ; 6.4 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces
  • Domestic Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. and to APO/FPO addresses. For APO/FPO shipments, please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues.
  • International Shipping: This item is not eligible for international shipping. Learn More
  • ASIN: B00123DQ6O
  • UPC: 638258000055 701199851434 639266438182 639266988625 638258111140
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #390,089 in Health & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Health & Personal Care)

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Flavor Name: Big BananaSize: 4 Oz Verified Purchase
As soon as we received this yesterday, we opened it up and immediately used it! It tasted pretty good and worked great as a massage cream. The size of the bottle is actually bigger than I expected it to be from the picture.
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Flavor Name: Big BananaSize: 4 Oz Verified Purchase
Where to start. I heard sounds I hadnt heard in awhile. This cream tastes good and it is good for massaging those sensitive man areas. My boyfriend loved it. He told me to make sure that I wrote a good review because this product was well worth the money. He was very pleased and the name of this product says it all.
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Flavor Name: Cherry SuckerSize: 4 Oz Verified Purchase
even though my girlfriend doesnt like the taste of any of the happy penis flavors, it works great for handjobs. the MINT flavor actually feels the best because it tingles. but all the flavors work and smell great. BEST THING EVER
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By Tiffanie C on February 17, 2013
Flavor Name: Raging MintSize: 4 Oz Verified Purchase
I PURCHASED THIS CREAM FOR MY FIANCE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY ;) HE WAS EXTREMELY PLEASED WITH THE WAY IT TINGLED AND THE COOLING SENSATION. IT MADE THINGS FEEL SO AMAZING
DEFF. PURCHASE THIS I RECOMMEND :) TOTALLY
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Flavor Name: BananaSize: 1 Oz Verified Purchase
I was excited to find a well-reviewed adult product for oral action. However, and although this product did smell quite yummy, it tasted like a very thick, banana scented lotion. The aftertaste lasted quite a while, and it was very thick and well- lotion-y tasting. I was not impressed. Sadly, I also ordered the penis colada flavor, with similar result. :(
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Flavor Name: Big BananaSize: 4 Oz
The flavor was so fantastic that when I sampled before I actually used it in case it tasted horrible, I found myself accidentally sucking on my hand. It tastes great, smells great, and lasts for a long time. Definitely something to keep in my night stand. And don't worry he'll enjoy it to :)
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Flavor Name: BananaSize: 1 Oz Verified Purchase
This product was good at first but then it started to make my mouth feel funny almost as if I had rubbed grease or petroleum jelly in it. I felt like I wanted to throw up. Like I said it was good at first but it just wasn't for my boyfriend and I.
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Flavor Name: Cherry SuckerSize: 4 Oz Verified Purchase
I bought this thinking my girlfriend would like it but she didn't. I wouldn't recommend it at all. It was expensive because i think i paid six dollars for shipping alone. it ain't worth it don't buy. you will regret it.
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