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Clown: A Horror Short Story Paperback – October 27, 2016
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About the Author
"JASON BRANT" is an anagram for Bas Trojann, a former Bigfoot hunter who, after being abducted (and subsequently returned) by aliens, decided to hang up his ghillie suit and enter the world of professional arm wrestling. Despite back-to-back first place finishes in the South Dakota World International Championship League, Bas receded from athletics to invent cheese and give Al Gore the initiative to create the internet.
Nearly a decade after writing the bestselling self-help series, Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese (Cut into Four Pieces) for the Soul, Bas has left his life of notoriety and critical acclaim behind him to write existential, erotic poetry.
His wife washes their clothing on his abs.
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The clowns weren't scary at all.
Nope, not one bit.
I'm totally fine after reading it.
On a COMPLETELY unrelated subject...could somebody please come and check under my bed for me?
I, um, lost my glasses. Yeah, my glasses. They could be under there.
The glasses, I mean. NOT clowns.
Because I'm definitely not afraid of those.
It's a really fun read with some twists the reader will appreciate. Buckle up, horror fans, and enjoy the ride!