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Cold Creepy Feeling: Paranormal Exorcism
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They take turns filming stuff along the way and thank goodness the producers had enough insight to also use the old fashion motion picture camera mounted on a tripod. Their journey was a waste of our time as it failed to build any character. You can fast forward through this aspect, get popcorn etc. It is sufficient to know they are both shallow airheads. You can fast forward until they get to the ranch. Really, you won't miss anything at all.
The film moves fast when it should be slow and slow when it should be fast. If you read the Amazon review or the title, you know cold creepy feeling things happen in the house that require an exorcism. After the first night, they opt to call their psychic exorcist friend who can be there the next day. Instead of wasting all that film shooting California yucca plants, Kurlander should have build up the cold creepy feeling slowly. The time the couple spends on the Internet...way too long. Get yourself a real film editor. We know your Idiot-Savant group did the sound track from the credits, was the additional plug necessary? Was that a trance or sleep walking Chloe was doing in her panties and boots? Did she sleep with those boots on? Looked a bit odd. Was that sunlight coming through the window in the night time bar scene or was the outdoor lighting nova bright?
I have dated women who have acted more possessed than Lisa Younger (sorry Terry, I told.Read more ›
Okay now imagine that you just watched Paranormal Activity and you thought to yourself, "Hey, I could make a movie like this!" So you spent about 4 hours writing a script, then called 4 of your best friends and asked them if they wanted to be in a movie. Next you borrow a friend's house for the weekend. Buy a tarantula from the local pet store. Maybe a scarry wig and some ghost makeup. Ask your friend's band if they want to do a sound track. Then go out and film it. Find a friend who know how do do some video editing on the computer. And you're done. You've made a movie. Total budget around $100? And you probably see where I'm going... The movie you just made will likely be just as good or better than this one. Serious.
So, the seance scene. Light some candles. Sit around in a circle. Quickly the girl gets possessed starts freaking out and the seance turns into an exorcism. And what lines does the exorcist start using? Right. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!" This felt as if somebody might have said "You complete me," or "You had me at Hello," or "You can't handle the truth!" or "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
So anyway, I'm pretty sure that anybody who gave this movie a high rating is selling it. Consider yourself warned.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I liked it! I thought it was a well done ghost story, and while the plot is familiar, there was enough originality to the characters (including the evil presence in the house! Read morePublished on July 28, 2013 by kdeva7
This has got that cool documentary feeling at point where it all seems too real. Made me squirm in my seat a few times. Good stuff.Published on July 25, 2013 by Shane
Lisa Younger is, in a word, talentless. I googled her just to see if anyone else thought she sucked (they did), and though there was barely any info online about her, what there... Read morePublished on April 29, 2012 by B. Stasiak
Wow! I know I've never seen such a horrible, pointless and pathetic attempt for a movie in my whole life! The girl was stupid, literally!! Read morePublished on March 7, 2012 by Jamielynn0122
This little-known nugget of a spook flick features great visuals and an entertaining plot. Perfect material for the entire family. I definitely recommend it.Published on January 30, 2012 by J. Kurlander
I like low budget horror, Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Entity and so on. However I just didn't get this, the set up was there, the acting was well, acceptable, but... Read morePublished on January 30, 2012 by Simon