Don't waste your time. I was hoping when the movie started that it would be a funny B movie, but this is just garbage. There is no humor and the acting is just plain bad; not a good type of bad. This is coming from a fan of bad movies, but this is just not passable as a movie. They have no idea how to write dialogue and they think they can pass off long silences as humor. Not only that but it is the most predictable thing I've ever seen because they don't know how to vary their shots. It's the same camera angle on the same terrible sets over and over again. I kept watching hoping for at least one laugh, but it never happened. Please pass this up, it is agonizing.

This in now way meets the level of a Waters movie with guts, goar and depravity but it made me laugh. The story is quaint and makes you wonder about the famous siamese twins Chang and Eng Bunker and how they had such large families. I actually was rooting for the guys. Usually I like the criminals in this kind of movie. Watch with tongue in cheek, preferably your own.

I'm sorry, I couldn't get past the idea that these 2 woman were supposed to be Siamese twins, when one looks 15+ years older than the other.
I'm sorry, just couldn't do it. I couldn't look past it, and so no matter what else was in the show, it didn't matter at that point.
It's fun to make a movie, but you need to do better casting.

abd conjoined twins are always identical. One egg zygote does not completely split.
Fraternal twins-2 eggs
but that isnt the worst part. you have lot more slapping your head and clenching your teeth to look forward to

This was very unique film, love the chance the filmmaker takes. How can you not enjoy conjoined twins!
Outlandish and humorous! Low budget but original. Weird, Absurd and FUN!
Check it out!

The ultimate B-Grad flic, that starts out as a comedy with a creamy ethics 101 center, quickly moving to absurdist butcher shop horror. A prime candidate for cult status.

I would have liked to see a tad bit more combination of shots, add one
extra type of shot, POV or OTS w/reaction in the open to better show
the reaction of the main character. Some scenes were drawn out way too
much, don't know what the point of doing that was for. The continuity
is questionable with a major part of the storyline.

There were some positives I have noticed. This piece showed good use of
development with each character. It definitely held my interest all the
way through. Made good use of humor in multiple scenes. Always found a
way to move along within the storyline.

YES, it's a low budget flick. YES its funny and worth a watch if you are inclined to never let your bong go dry. I remember when the lead actor Tom Long played Billy Ray Smallcock ( but that's another story ), well he plays a lonely guy even better.Tons of humor and well acted. Michelle Ellen Jones and Keefer Barlow played their roles well. Corny as hell and a great movie for those who like to watch campy movies while impaired. Tons of blood and rubber body parts. Go 4 It !!!