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Crap I Bought On eBay: 101 Crazy Bizarre, Seriously Weird, Ridiculously Raunchy Items Exposed Paperback – October 4, 2011
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As for the book, it's wonderful. Funny, sharp, (as noted) crass in the best possible sense of the world, and without a doubt geared towards an adult audience that likes humor that takes both the high road, the low road and the subway at the same time.
I tend to read at night, and as such when reading humor books, I tend to wake my significant other when reading particularly funny books. She can tell how funny a book is by how difficult it is for her to get to sleep. Let's just say she slept badly for two nights straight. This is a book you can fly through in no time, but it's a tear-inducing bit of work here. Now, the items themselves are pretty absurd... nightmare fuel, in some cases. That would be amusing enough, without any commentary. However, that's the magic of the book. The author commentary (on the level of Mystery Science Theater 3000's best writing often), interactions with auction people and feedback are gut-wrenchingly funny.
Also, it's not fit for kids. Seriously. This one is your book, adult folks. However, be prepared for high quality poop jokes, sexual innuendo and outright profanity. All of which are used like surgical instruments in the most craftsmanlike manner to bring you the funny.
*****UPDATE November 29, 2011*****
I am aware that the current description of the book mentions some of the more adult oriented "items" listed in the book, however, when I orginally wrote my review (September 27, 2011) this description was not in place. The description which names some of the items was added October 4, 2011. I am pleased that Amazon chose to change the description to give a little more insight as to what was in the book, but I stand by original review.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Fun time-waster. Weirdly, there was a typo in the acknowledgements...something you wouldn't expect, as the person is semi-famous.Published 3 months ago by Hieronymus Utter Bosch
Am in the process of reading and find it incredible how some people literally sit on their taste. I'm going to search around here for some crap to sell!Published on May 16, 2013 by DONNA I. CARR
I don't know what's funnier: the stuff that people try to sell on eBay, or the crude comments generated by the authors of this book when they find those items on sale. Read morePublished on December 29, 2011 by Avid Reader
I ORDERED THIS BOOK AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MY BIG BROTHER THINKING IT WAS SOMETHING COMICAL & FUN! UPON RECEIPT, I FOUND IT TO BE EXTREMELY VULGAR (BORDERLINE PORN) & NOT FUNNY AT... Read morePublished on December 8, 2011 by LBR