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The Cretin Gene by [Ball, Brendan]

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Editorial Reviews


"A clever satire that shreds the vapidity of nationalist pride. Ball's comic tour de force is a hilarious condemnation of our modern addictions. He skewers the intersection of money, war, and ignorance. Don't miss this fun and illuminating read." Self-Publishing Review

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'Britain has been sensationally plunged into a FIGHT for SURVIVAL against shadowy foreign agents and ENEMIES WITHIN after yesterday's BLOODY SLAYING of North Korean dissident Oh Bum Choon by the mysterious Q.Cumber Killer.
The MURDERER remains at large, along with controversial cartoonist Al Horowitz, leading to speculation that dictator Boh Gi Mon is to launch an ATTACK or even an INVASION.
As the TERROR THREAT rating soars and PANIC sweeps the land, patriots everywhere have risen against the BOGEY PERIL. The police and army, after years of their leftist management ignoring warnings by the Hail!, have been scrambling to restore order and should be thankful for the HEROIC help of bulldog-spirited BRITS.
Lee Wilkes, 49, culture spokesman for the Thanet branch of moderate think tank Home Base Defence, told a rally at the old Roman fort at Reculver: "Our mission is to defend the shores of Kent from all kinds of Bogification. Kent has a proud history of defending our country from all invaders and immigrants. That's why Britain has been British since the world began. We've never once been conquered in any way, shape or form. 'Kent Invicta'. That means 'Kent Unconquered'. In Latin."'

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  • File Size: 406 KB
  • Print Length: 364 pages
  • Publication Date: June 23, 2018
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #285,197 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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